Buck Murdock

It's not a lie if you believe it.

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@TimRunsHisMouth I can't believe Katy Perry is a lesbian.

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@SarahWorkx Pin to attach watch band to the mechanism.

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@KatTimpf My grandfather died in 2004. After 6 years, I finally stopped picking up the phone to call him when the Cardinals were on television. But his number is still saved in my phone. So, enjoy your bittersweet memories. It's all we've left.

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@realDonaldTrump Thank you, Mr. President.

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@PENsword7 @atensnut You stole this from @Sabo

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@danabrams @Sean_C_Larkin Pollock, LA is ready!

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@JoeBiden But you let these subhumans in our country without any vetting.

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@danabrams She was murdered, @danabrams. She was murdered by a puffed up mall cop who is now trying to claim disability for PTSD.

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@AdamKinzinger Fuck you, @AdamKinzinger

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@SaintLaurant @AdamKinzinger Because I'm sure Biden composed and typed in his tweets.

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@PeteButtigieg Isn't it time for you to chestfeed your children? Don't forget to pump afterwards to have some extra on hand.

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@OfficialOPLive Dan, Curtis, and Rizzo: Y'all have never been so well groomed, and your teeth have never sparkled like tonight.

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@ReelzChannel @OfficialOPLive #stubbletrouble STUBBLE

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@RepSwalwell This post is Fang Fang approved.

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@DerrickEvans4WV Hallelujah!

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@POTUS You did not conceive of, compose, or elucidate these thoughts. This was done by committee (or Grok AI) just like the rest of your term. Good riddance.

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@POTUS If you actually typed this, I'll give you $50.

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@ReceDavis A truck didn't commit an act of terror on Bourbon this morning. A radicalized Muslim did.

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@SpeakerPelosi Shouldn't you be in rehab? For several reasons?

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@MaryKayMarrell1 @DemocraticWins @BaddCompani It's a shame you can't comprehend supply side economics.