This was quite easy
I bridged early
Deployed capital in kennel master fashion (spread across top narratives) in the Ks
Realized serious $tendies on cash-cat:native and $index
I left another .75 mil on the table and round tripped bags on $hoodrat the-juggernaut:native wishbone:native dog-in-hood:native $amc $stonks $gme $wolves $tendies
These bids lie dormant as they will rise again and go far higher than most anticipate
It’s simple — @RobinhoodCrypto is here to stay and the bull run is still not here
Time to sit on your hands and stack your favorites on dips
Builder challenge:
Build a program that connects a StonkBroker’s token bound wallet to an Agent, allow it to trade stock tokens on Robinhood Chain, and automatically post every trade to X.
First person to ship a real working version gets a free StonkBroker.
I’ll verify it.
$USEDTESLA is paired to real $TSLA stocks.
Let that sink in. Gently Used Tesla is the first meme coin priced against a real $TSLA stock — not a crypto asset. Built on @RobinhoodApp Chain, launched through @wirebotRH , powered by the @dopplerprotocol
Here's why that changes the game:
When $TSLA pumps, your bag pumps with it. When TSLA dumps… well. Gently used.
Your meme now has a heartbeat — a real, off-chain, publicly traded heartbeat. It's not moving on vibes alone anymore. It's moving on the single most volatile large-cap stock on earth. Meme energy, stock beta, one token.
This is only possible here. No other chain has tokenized stocks sitting in on-chain pools.
$USEDTESLA is the first. It won't be the last.
And now you can pair a meme to any stock. straight from a tweet.
Disclaimer: some aggregators (@gmgnai etc) may flag these tokens as “malicious.” that’s a false positive.
these aren’t classic V2/V3 meme pools — they’re locked @Uniswap V4 @dopplerprotocol pools paired against tokenized stocks on @RobinhoodApp Chain. a lot of scanners still don’t parse V4 hooks cleanly, so they trip heuristic red flags.
liquidity is locked. creator can’t rug the LP.
we’re already reaching out to GMGN to get this marked correctly.
also re: fees — $USEDTESLA shipped with a 0% swap fee config by mistake.
all new launches run a 0.7% fee. Creators able to collect meme and stock fees.
creators can claim from Twitter as usual via @wirebotRH
Base will never have its "first billion dollar meme" again
Eth will never have its "first billion dollar meme" again
SOL will never have its "first billion dollar meme" again
But $GRAM is going to have its first meme to ever cross into billions next cycle
If you dont understand how simple making money actually is in memes
And are still chasing the #522nd biggest meme on Solana
You gotta figure this stuff out now
Before things are pumping again and the life changing entries are gone
Care now, win later
Dont care now, you will lose later in the cycle
Its that simple
StonkScope is live. Free dashboard for @realstonkbroker ecosystem
Grail scanner: every broker sitting in the vault, ranked rarest first. They all cost the same, so the rare ones are the deal.
Real all-in pricing across the vault and OpenSea.
Short tour below.
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The original @PalworldOCG_EN set is absolutely one to own for people who enjoy investing in collectibles
Should appreciate incredibly well and the card game will be the first physical TCG since @Disney's Lorcana to see play
🚨Nintendo is trying to own the concept of throwing a ball to catch a creature
And the Japan Patent Office just rejected them for the second time this month
The examiner said the patent lacks technical originality
The prior art they cited to reject it was a Pokémon fan game
The original lawsuit covered three specific patents
-Throwing a ball with a success probability indicator to capture a wild creature
-Using directional inputs to aim and launch a capture device at a creature
-Real-time switching between rideable creatures
Patent analyst Florian Mueller says Nintendo's amendments leave them with no path to securing meaningful relief against current versions of Palworld
Next court hearing is October 1 in the Tokyo District Court and verdict expected November
Do you think Nintendo should be able to patent a mechanic this basic?
The opportunity cost of not owning the first tokens to launch for $AMC and $GME on @RobinhoodCrypto is baffling
Hindsight in equites granting foresight onchain
Legend never clocks out
Then again who would now?
We're close to the final innings of the bear market
Robinhood chain is offering a chance to clock in for the next couple years and clock out forever
$STONKBROKER
GM
Dope moment here breaking another new milestone.
With this $StonkBroker token is paired by liquidity to $NVDA stock
Also making StonkBrokers the first NFT tied to a Stock by liquidity.