The Cells Barajas

The grandmothers of @BirbdaygirlCell.
Please help, we're running out of room up here.
PFP: @thr33h3ad3ddrag

[The Cells Barajas @BucketOfCells]

wait where is everybody

[The Cells Barajas @BucketOfCells]

@BurningOleander @chrischen1995 Technically, lifelink is a replacement effect on damage, not a special action

[The Cells Barajas @BucketOfCells]

@gloronhead Cell Barajas?

[The Cells Barajas @BucketOfCells]

Take notes hun @BirbdaygirlCell

[KC Max Betmint @KBetmint]

NOW THAT WE ARE CHAMPS
I CAN DECLASSIFY OUR SECRET PITCHING STRATEGIES

[Douglas Douglas 'Big Doug' Douglas @ChiSecurityDoug]

Hourly Safety Tip! Be cautious around Goobie Ballson, they are not always safety minded. /pg

[The Cells Barajas @BucketOfCells]

@RealSosaHayes @NoblemanSam 17: (@F1VEpoint9) - Most of the Cells do not know how to read, although proper reading is in the passed-down memory. Those that can't read still seem to grasp how to read a Blaseball scoreboard, and the few that do almost always end up conversing on this Twitter account.

[The Cells Barajas @BucketOfCells]

[I'll also be hopping on this trend. 1 Like = 1 Fact about all of the Cells, according to my infinitely deranged headcanon of them.]

[The Cells Barajas @BucketOfCells]

@RealSosaHayes 16: (@NoblemanSam) - It's incredibly common for teenager Cells to go through an independence phase, so much so that you can set a clock to it. They'll often do something to stand out, such as dye their feathers, even though they're the usually the only Cell with 2 sets of wings.