U. E. Bewdy

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he/him, she/her, they/them.
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[U. E. Bewdy @Bucket_Filler]

hanging out with the squad (we're all nakey)

[U. E. Bewdy @Bucket_Filler]

O'Reilly Auto Farts

[a @a8065287968522]

touching it and by it i dont know

[Veggie @bigboybokchoy]

The reason you’re unhappy is that you haven’t found the right thing to buy. There’s something out there you can purchase that will make this all go away

[I eat short people @UnderwearStain]

Farted so hard when wiping my ass i completely blew 3 fingers off my own hand

[chody @chodypatrick]

oh shit I totally forgot it’s bring your open mouth wet cough to the coffee shop day

[I eat short people @UnderwearStain]

Becoming a dentist and burping directly into my patient's open mouth

[I eat short people @UnderwearStain]

Farted so hard while wiping my ass that it blew a hole through the palm of my hand like Jesus nailed to the cross

[tendollar @tendollardanny]

i don’t know who needs to hear this: you are a bad person for wanting human connection

[Chalant @OnlyHanz_]

Ever since I was a little girl I knew I never wanted to wake up early

[Ienka @ankyhaidy]

sir this is a wendy’s. an evil wendy’s where we touch you

[@ratlimit @ratlimit]

(gnostic youth pastor) Thanks for that, Kai! Yup, some of our princex parts only tingle *after* emotionally bonding with someone. Speaking of, I know another kind of "demi urge"...

[Korra is MY best Avatar @folake_scoscolo]

yeah

[Jack @HoeannaNewsom]

For sale. Tubi harness. never worn.

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

at least 2026 gave us the explosive diarrhea notes app apology

[Noah @FunnyHulkButt]

When I wanna rip bong but my 75 year old neighbor is outside too

[James Turner @JamesTurner_42]

It’s…it’s a dinosaur