sheriff daddi

[sheriff daddi @Buckethead2020]

CEO S&M

[sheriff daddi @Buckethead2020]

Mountain Dew Baja Blast™️ themed funeral.

[translated cats @TranslatedCats]

I can't go to my wife anymore

[translated cats @TranslatedCats]

I don't take off socks when I go home.

[sheriff daddi @Buckethead2020]

Uber driver is playing “what is love” and I’m bumping my head. If he started bumping his head I’d give him a $100 tip but he hasn’t yet.... the suspense is killing me..

[sheriff daddi @Buckethead2020]

Deep fried Steely Dan👌👏👅🤏🤲

[wint @dril]

people only think wizard of oz is good because they want to fuck thr tin man, if they didnt want to fuck the tin man they wouldnt like it

[sheriff daddi @Buckethead2020]

Imma bust your teeth like a nature valley bar

[sheriff daddi @Buckethead2020]

Still true

[sheriff daddi @Buckethead2020]

Everyone can straight fuck off

[sheriff daddi @Buckethead2020]

~take me back.~

[sheriff daddi @Buckethead2020]

I'm gonna see Punch tonight and I'm also going to punch everyone in the face #cali #punkrawk #punkgirl #hehe #penisbrain

[sheriff daddi @Buckethead2020]

I’m legally changing my name to Aja so everyone knows that I’m the #1 Steely Dan super fan

[sheriff daddi @Buckethead2020]

Is Wall-e a simp? Don’t really know what that term means..

[sheriff daddi @Buckethead2020]

Had ANOTHER dream that no one showed up to my bday at the mini golf course. Y’all better not disappoint me irl...

[sheriff daddi @Buckethead2020]

Y’all I know this is terrible but consider it a kink. Chris Hansen could get it.

[sheriff daddi @Buckethead2020]

“He’s the Elon musk of Bonsai trees”

[sheriff daddi @Buckethead2020]

Y’all ever regret your whole life?

[sheriff daddi @Buckethead2020]

It’s my party and I can cry if I GOD DAM WANT TO

[sheriff daddi @Buckethead2020]

Hey y’all I need to poll the tweet: what’s the first thing I need to use my AARP discount on???

[sheriff daddi @Buckethead2020]

I’m drunk; just replied to a Facebook post “hot can mmmmm” what will be repercussion ¿¿¿

[sheriff daddi @Buckethead2020]

Never forget