Matt

I tweet about sports, mostly in all caps. I have friends everywhere

[scary lawyerguy @scarylawyerguy]

Good reminder that the media dismissed Joe Biden's 50 years of foreign policy experience and demanded hundred page policy papers from Kamala Harris but a guy who is now well into his sixth year as President doesn't have a high school level understanding of the job.

[🏴🌿 Herbs 🌿🏴 @timebonez]

Informed consent matters.

You CAN reasonably expect when walking into a Walmart to shop that they have security cameras.

You CANNOT reasonably expect that your children are being filmed by a YouTuber and what is done with that footage.

He broke the law. He even admits it.

[Btown Bucket Boy @BtownBucketBoy]

When Lalas says something so stupid it gives you brain damage, remember that our economy is run by people who think exactly like him.

Why invest in programs that benefit communities when corporations can CHARGE them for a worse service!

Suddenly things make a lot more sense!

[Cincinnati Reds @Reds]

Quite the ballgame... #ATOBTTR!

FINAL: Reds 11, Phillies 5!

Celebrate at your neighborhood @Skyline_Chili!

[Star Wars Culture @SWCultureLive]

Weirdos. 🙄

[Tim @UConnTim]

When England won the women’s Euros last year, Lucy Bronze started every match and played 598 minutes. She did it all with a broken leg.

In one game, she used a break in play to strap her leg so she could keep going when England was out of subs.

Christian Pulisic chose to rest.

[HatsforBaTS @hats_for_bats]

News agencies sent push notifications when Biden did this

[James @NitroRad]

"I don't care what's illegal, I need my candy bars to stop breaking" is pretty much the whole psychology that ruined society for everyone

[Books Behind Borders @MHTruthUltra]

I remember when I was young they had these people called “investigative journalists” who could find out stuff like if a senator was dead or not

[Matt @BuckeyeStuck]

Clown show

[The Washington Post @washingtonpost]

A dispute among Cabinet officials over who could ride in fighter jets flying over D.C. on July Fourth escalated to President Trump, who gave the go-ahead to acting attorney general Todd Blanche despite objections from Transportation Secretary Sean P. Duffy. https://t.co/iekcehhxAJ

[any other leader would be 20 points ahead @anyotherleader1]

The USA having as their most prominent pundit someone who obviously loves capitalism way more than they love football is a big explanation of why they suck so bad at it

[Matt @BuckeyeStuck]

This guy sucks so much and should be arrested for this shit

[voided intern @voidedintern]

MrBeast reveals he secretly planted hidden GoPros inside Walmarts across America to figure out why his chocolate bars kept breaking

"I paid people to put GoPros in like a bag of lace chips pointed at because I couldn't get I tried to get Walmart to give me the security camera footage and they wouldn't so I put hidden GoPros in a bunch of random Walmarts just to point it at the Feastable bars just to see why are they f***ing breaking so much"

"There's so many shots of like you know like a mom grabbing a bar and then she'd be looking at literally like this and then you just see the box just go and she and it just fall off the shelf and then they just put it up and you know some of the bars would be broken and it would just happen over and over and over again because we didn't engineer the boxes correctly"

"Do you know how atypical that is what you've just said that you put GoPros yeah people told me I was crazy the amount of people who tried to tell me that was illegal I was like bro I don't f***ing care I just need to know why my bars are breaking"

[Mexican Rug Dealer @DealinRugs]

MAGA are giving Balogun the Özil treatment

[Liam Fennessy @LiamFennessy_]

“I get to rest now so hopefully it’ll be okay”

You have to laugh

[Matt @BuckeyeStuck]

@FOX19Jeremy And the announcers say “the future for American soccer is so bright” and four years later we do the same thing

[Andrew Russell @Andrew_Russell7]

Christian Pulisic and Pochettino when it matters most

[Patrick Murphy @_Pat_Murphy]

Uninterested? Unprepared? Tired?

That’s the end of the road for the #USMNT, as they go out with a whimper against the first good team they face in the World Cup.

[Andrew Russell @Andrew_Russell7]

I know he got hurt.

But this was a dogwater performance prior and an AWFUL World Cup for him. We’ve been waiting on him to be HIM for 10 years now.

It ain’t happening.

[Andrew Russell @Andrew_Russell7]

No one has really showed up for this game.

But my God Christian Pulisic.