Josh King

Buckslayer is my name, and huntin' is the game. CWU

[Josh King @Buckslayer34]

"You can't just throw F-bombs into all your sentences.." Oh yes I can, watch me.

[Josh King @Buckslayer34]

@TheOnlyTigers @DoctorJonPaul @KyraBurnz I was thinking the same thing lol

[Josh King @Buckslayer34]

When people get offended they sometimes say “take that back!” Yet I’ve never heard any account of the other person actually taking it back...

“Yeah you’re right I’ll take it back..”

[Josh King @Buckslayer34]

@nickwhitmore1 I’m so irritated and it happened 3 hours ago lol

[Josh King @Buckslayer34]

Tonight I was literally betrayed by the Winnipeg jets mascot. He went to hand me a free stadium tee and as I reached for it he threw it over his shoulder.... You will pay Mikee the moose, I promise.

[Nick @nickwhitmore1]

@Buckslayer34 I love how bitter and ornery Canada Kinger is😂

[Josh King @Buckslayer34]

Everyone’s like “Omg it’s snowing a bunch on the west side!”
East side- “I live on the east side I’m awesome... but it’s cold here” (being like 10 degrees).

- it hasn’t been above -5 in almost 2 months and last week it (with windchill) was between -35 and -60°

Yes I’m petty

[Josh King @Buckslayer34]

Someone- “How old are you?”

Me- “I can use the IF function in excel...”

[World Record Egg @egg_rt_record]

Let's set a world record together and get the most retweeted tweet on Twitter. Beating the current world record held by Yusaku Maezawa @yousuck2020 (5.3 million!)

We got this 🙌

[Josh King @Buckslayer34]

I can’t tell you what I’d give to go back and relive my freshman year of college.

[Josh King @Buckslayer34]

The new year:
Where those far and wide pledge to become healthy in the new year... Then days in realize it’s really not worth it. So in every sense of the word stick to your gut, and give it what it wants. Abs won’t save you in the wilderness, but a layer of happiness will.

[Josh King @Buckslayer34]

Life is crazy.... one minute everything is going super swell, the next minute you accidentally put the oven on HI broil and ruin what would’ve been perfect reheated grands biscuits... life is a roller coaster

[Josh King @Buckslayer34]

I cast my Heisman ballot for #GardnerMinshew! Click the player you think deserves the Heisman House vote. (📍@NissanUSA)

[Josh King @Buckslayer34]

@abbie_litka17 @MCristian__ I love this 😂

[Josh King @Buckslayer34]

Chevelle or die

[Josh King @Buckslayer34]

@DwrightAF10 Your kid is a pain in the ass

[Josh King @Buckslayer34]

I cast my Heisman ballot for #GardnerMinshew! Click the player you think deserves the Heisman House vote. (📍@NissanUSA)

[Josh King @Buckslayer34]

Society thinks Halloween was made for children... BUT have you ever thought that maybe it was created for.... DENTISTS? #cavityszn

[Josh King @Buckslayer34]

@hannahnrupple We are the 11% lol

[Josh King @Buckslayer34]

@hannahnrupple Same....

[Josh King @Buckslayer34]

@hannahnrupple You leave the house with chapstick because it’s easily stored in a pocket... you leave the house with a tube of #Aquaphor you’ll need a string bag to carry it lol