luke

WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY DRINK?!

[luke @Luke_Morgan15]

My first track in 4 years and man it was fun to get back into it. Here she is!

GODDAMN. https://t.co/LjGSbDKpzG

[luke @Luke_Morgan15]

At Taco Bell:

Me: “Can I get a Baja Blast?”

Them: “Would you like to add sour cream or make it spicy?”

[luke @Luke_Morgan15]

I don’t care what anyone says, Jordan was not doing this shit at 41.

[NASA @NASA]

Ooh, now you're letting go 🌕

As our Artemis II astronauts prepare to leave the lunar sphere of influence and return to Earth's gravitational pull, they listened to "Tokyo Drifting," by Denzel Curry and Glass Animals, as their wakeup song.

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

Just in: The NBA will hold a vote at the Board of Governors meetings March 24-25 to explore adding expansion teams exclusively in Las Vegas and Seattle, with the two franchises targeted for the 2028-29 season, sources tell ESPN. There is momentum for stakeholders to approve surveying what industry executives project will be bids in the $7-to-$10 billion range for each team.

[Real App @realapp]

Russell Westbrook is the only player this season leading their team in REB, AST, & 3PM.

[luke @Luke_Morgan15]

I don’t want to jinx it, but this may be the best time to be a Seattle sports fan in my lifetime.

[luke @Luke_Morgan15]

John Pork, our savior.

[The Chosen One @KiDCuDi]

Im down!

[luke @Luke_Morgan15]

I have a theory, the megaphone guys at Mariners games are secretly gay and this is their way of trying to overcompensate

[luke @Luke_Morgan15]

PLONC!

[Cooper Kupp @CooperKupp]

Washington back across my chest. Let’s go!!!!!

[luke @Luke_Morgan15]

Me directing the guy at 7/11 which zyns I want. Every time

[luke @Luke_Morgan15]

Stephen A. versus Trump in a debate would be OFF THE RAILS

[NBACentral @TheDunkCentral]

Stephen A. Smith is gaining attention as a possible Democratic candidate for the 2028 presidential election, per @FOS

[NFL345 @NFL345]

In today's @Seahawks victory, @leonardwilliams became the 1st player since 1982 with multiple sacks, an interception-return TD & a blocked kick in a game.

[le spoon 🇲🇽 @FDT4EVUR]

SEAHAWKS. GAME. DAY.

[. @LakerFan1234000]

now that Trump might become president again.

- Palestinians will no longer exist.
- Ukraine will be taken over by Russia (Russia will attempt to move further into Europe).
- We will be paying 3k more per year because of Trumps tarrifs.
- Our taxes will stay the same, but don’t worry because Elon Musk will see his taxes go down!
- Women will no longer have access to healthcare.
- Mass deportation of both illegal and legal immigrants (terrible for economy).
- 6 Trillions will be added to the debt compared to Harris who was only going to add 2 trillion.

anddddd the leader of our country is a sexual abuser, pedophile, rapist, racist, who tried to overthrow our government.

really good job guys 🫶

[luke @Luke_Morgan15]

Where is Jeff Probst when you need him? Get this guy to count election votes

[luke @Luke_Morgan15]

Sounds like it’s time to pull the trigger and bring back the Sonics to me

[NBACentral @TheDunkCentral]

Viewership in the NBA has been declining, per @awfulannouncing:

• ESPN’s Opening Doubleheader:
•Averaged 1.6 million viewers, down 42% from 2023’s debut with Victor Wembanyama.

• Bucks vs. 76ers: 1.71 million viewers (down from 2.55 million for Celtics vs. Knicks in 2023).

• Suns vs. Clippers: 1.52 million viewers, down 49% from last year’s comparable game.

• TNT’s Thursday Game (Spurs vs. Mavericks): 1.45 million viewers, a 29% decrease from the previous year’s comparable game.

• ESPN’s Friday Game (Pacers vs. Knicks): 830,000 viewers, fewer than a college football game on ESPN2

(Via https://t.co/Pzpv1l2SVV)

[John @iam_johnw]

F*ck it copper kupp high school state playoffs footage vs Zach Lavine