Budd Scarlotti

EMT for Haddonfield Memorial Hospital. I hate mushrooms on pizza

[Budd Scarlotti @BuddScarlotti]

It can get hot in there…

[Leigh Brackett @BrackAttack78]

Boy, I’ve heard some stories about that Haddonfield Memorial therapy-pool…

[Budd Scarlotti @BuddScarlotti]

@Deckard_Myles College boy needs to get laid

[HalloweenVerse @HalloweenVerse]

Happy 80th Birthday to Leo Rossi 🎂
#AmazingGrace

[Budd Scarlotti @BuddScarlotti]

You’re goddamn right. Ole Budd is gonna give her some hot tub action

[Mrs. Blankenship @MrsBBoarding]

That whore will get what’s coming to her.

[Budd Scarlotti @BuddScarlotti]

@Janet_HMH No I think he got it right Janet.

[Budd Scarlotti @BuddScarlotti]

You can quit you know. Working here is a goddamn choice

[Janet Marshall @Janet_HMH]

The hospital’s gonna be dead again tonight. I just know it. I wish I didn’t have to go to work.

[Budd Scarlotti @BuddScarlotti]

Julie’s full of shit #FakeNews

[Janet Marshall @Janet_HMH]

I don’t get my news from Robert Mundy. I get mine from Julie. She always has the scoop.

[Budd Scarlotti @BuddScarlotti]

Boy I sure could go for a Taco Pizza right now

[Budd Scarlotti @BuddScarlotti]

Janet said Julie saw Darth Vader and R2D2 out by the mall. What a goddamn moron. They lived in a galaxy far away from here a long time ago

[Budd Scarlotti @BuddScarlotti]

Sorry, I guess I just fuck up all the time.

[Janet Marshall @Janet_HMH]

Budd, cut it out!

[Budd Scarlotti @BuddScarlotti]

Happy 420. Someone order me a goddamn pizza with no mushrooms. I’m starving

[Budd Scarlotti @BuddScarlotti]

Shit. My goddamn bracket is busted. I need some therapy

[Budd Scarlotti @BuddScarlotti]

I told her you are in the break room. Whoops

[Janet Marshall @Janet_HMH]

Jill’s looking for me. I’ve been trying to avoid her all day. I promised that I would attend her aerobics class yesterday, but I didn’t show up. She’s too rough! Her class scares me!

[Budd Scarlotti @BuddScarlotti]

Julie’s full of shit

[Leigh Brackett @BrackAttack78]

Guys, disregard any gossip that Janet is relaying from her friend, Julie. She’s always way off on everything.

[Budd Scarlotti @BuddScarlotti]

It’s cold out there. And it’s hot in here. Mostly because of me

[Budd Scarlotti @BuddScarlotti]

Powers out again. Bucky must be a goddamn moron over at that power plant

[Budd Scarlotti @BuddScarlotti]

Happy goddamn New Year morons

[Budd Scarlotti @BuddScarlotti]

Stuck at work with the college boy. Any pizza joints open this evening?

[Budd Scarlotti @BuddScarlotti]

Where’d the god damn lights go

[Budd Scarlotti @BuddScarlotti]

Happy Halloween