Buford Perry

Travel enthusiast and Devilish Rogue. Best selling erotic travel author of "Girls Love American Men in the Philippines". A blue collar love story for the ages!

[Buford Perry @BufordPerry56]

Buy the greatest erotic travel book ever written!

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@KevinCastley @3YearLetterman @rubytuesday @kevinfederline @KalenDeBoer @CourtAnne1225 @AARPFoundation @Shoneys @Nickelback @GretaThunberg @okcthunder @Whitesnake My Oma loved der schnitzel

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@Molson_Hart I mean Texas is kind of the new gay place right?

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@AliceFromQueens Listen Alison, you don’t know shit. When the Iranians blew up that teacher we all cried.

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@Noahpinion No one cared who I was until I put in the mask… and became wealthy selling books in this capitalist heaven

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Kids teaching kids to take handouts. Disgusting. https://t.co/qdhNfBrmBT

[Adam Koralik @AdamKoralik]

So @BillyZane 's character in #Titanic was no angel, but not a villain.

He falls in love with a woman who is plotting with her mother to steal from him to pay their debts.

She cheats on him, he let's that go. Tries to save her life, she runs. He even mourns her death loving her

[Buford Perry @BufordPerry56]

My wives are allowed to sleep with any fellow veteran on Memorial Day. DM me if you’re interested DM me with your story.

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@hubermanlab How would anyone know the difference? “Rub ice cubes on your nipples during the Summer solstice…” or “Buy my productivity AI app…”

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@bfcarlson What a douchey thing to say

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@JawadPullin Ronald Macdonald

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@drmikehart They’ve been useless for a decade. They can’t see you if you’re sick, so you go to urgent care. They ar middle men between you and a specialist. I only weine to keep the viagra pills flowing

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@BookBub My masterpiece doesn’t come so cheap.

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@zoecabina One of my wives made me try this stuff. Tastes like salty dirt.

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What is your favorite flavor of the lords favorite drink?

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@Samantha_SN1 The lemon-lime freshness!!!!

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@wanyeburkett Those guys are monumental douche bags. Hey @IfBooksPod you’re getting called out for your insane bubble.

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They’re filthy Commie animals. Zoo Atlanta should be ashamed for promoting their Red agenda. Makes me shutter.

[Atlanta News First @ATLNewsFirst]

Right now, Zoo Atlanta is the only place you can see giant pandas in the United States — but that privilege won’t last for much longer. Full story: https://t.co/Ppx5svXEgZ

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This is what happens when women play a man’s sport. https://t.co/sezKRhmekz

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I will happily insert myself in the middle of these two. ⁦@AOC⁩ ⁦@RepMTG⁩ https://t.co/jlTxw0hTyd

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Scottie probably had some grand all-nighter adventure, which included Thor fixing his tire, losing his glasses in a bus station, and singing the blues to escape a car theft gang. https://t.co/CNUnt94wKG