Okutaiywa

Arsenal FC --Creative Work-- Sarcasm... in that order. There's no 'I' in Ignoramus. Responsible for the fun in dysfunctional.

[Okutaiywa @Buheredu]

In the year 2020 everyone will have hindsight.

[EDGAR @edgarwabwire_]

The name Edwin Sifuna cannot be ignored anymore! The last time we had someone pull such an organic crowd was Raila Odinga!

[𝑾𝒊𝒍𝒔𝒐𝒏🎭 @wil_sonn1]

Kama hii ndio moto ya gazeti , who needs a gas cylinder? Big question today!🔥😂
#SisiNdioSifuna #WesternNiSifuna

[Legend @gehgeh21899]

@FabrizioRomano I kept on watching this over and over again

[Okutaiywa @Buheredu]

Hizi manyan'gau zinawekea wanaume mchele?
Aren’t they given any induction on how to administer tiny portions with care? Or do we just have fools roaming the streets with stupefying toxic substances, tossing them into drinks unchecked, with little or no basic knowledge?

[Okutaiywa @Buheredu]

I'm done with African teams, won't stay up late for another team.

[Okutaiywa @Buheredu]

Health insurance is another muddled mess. When you go to a doctor for a physical, it quickly becomes apparent that the level of care you’re going to receive is in direct correlation to the quality of your insurance.

You are in SHAmbles if yours falls short of expectation.

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

This belongs to all of us.

[AFC Bournemouth 🍒 @afcbournemouth]

We are ready 👊

[Okutaiywa @Buheredu]

Nimejichuna just to confirm if it's really me who is a Champion. My sons are confused by the sheer amount of delirious happiness being exhibited around the house. Unbeknownst to them, it's dopamine doing the heavy lifting and triggering a flood of happy chemicals in my brain.

[Okutaiywa @Buheredu]

If you aren’t an Arsenal fan and you’re still yammering on about that title-deciding late hammering of West Ham, you need to get a life before you pop a vein and die of an aneurysm. I’ve never encountered so much hate for Arsenal. Can’t you people just let us live?

[Brian @jbkenya]

Am at Tassia level 4 hospital with my son who is unwell. Told it's closed it's a holiday and doctors are away and it's the only place accepting SHA. We have been to all hospitals around Fedha from Bristol park and they have refused to take him because they say SHA Owes them.

[Okutaiywa @Buheredu]

@jbkenya @HonAdenDuale This is absurd! Hope mjomba feels better. Meanwhile get a remedy over the counter.

[Okutaiywa @Buheredu]

@ZukuOfficial Can I get a respond from you? I'm still not connected.

[Okutaiywa @Buheredu]

@ZukuOfficial WHY DON'T I HAVE INTERNET? I MOSTLY WORK AT NIGHT. YOU PEOPLE ARE BECOMING VERY UNRELIABLE?

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

Gachagua has raised a very valid concern that most parents are echoing today. Mt. Kenya MPs are utilizing NGCDF well, building schools to international standards. Meanwhile, most Western, Nyanza and Yamune MPs are busy eating NGCDF chum kisumoo with yellow-yellow damsels. It is only fair that children benefit from regional development. Huwezi ita mtoto wa kiharu shule Iko Homabay or Tongaren where schools have no water or access to electricity.

[Kenyans.co.ke @Kenyans]

Chelsea invites Kenyan Darts Champion David Munyua to Stamford Bridge

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

When Munyua qualified for PDC, ordinary darters were forced to fundraise & support his dream. Munyua approached Magical Kenya & the Ministry of sports for sponsorship. PS Sports said the ministry has resources for football & athletics only. Infact, they said GoK cannot sponsor pub sports. Today, PS for Sports Elijah Mwangi and CS Rebecca Miano are celebrating more than Munyua. Maajabu!!!!

[Okutaiywa @Buheredu]

The Bag - Masai Mara edition, those chics wearing animal print, look like Cheetahs. Cantelope this one. Game on!

[Okutaiywa @Buheredu]

I only believed in 12.5% of Harambee Stars' ability to be beaten by Senegal in the friendlies.

That makes me an eighth-theist.

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Raila Odinga was a true champion of democracy. A child of independence, he endured decades of struggle and sacrifice for the broader cause of freedom and self-governance in Kenya. Time and again, I personally saw him put the interests of his country ahead of his own ambitions. Like few other leaders anywhere, he was willing to choose the path of peaceful reconciliation without compromising his core values. Through his life, Raila Odinga set an example not just for Kenyans, but across Africa and around the world. I know he will be missed. Michelle and I send our deepest condolences to his family and to the people of Kenya.