Jay Pedro

Better to be a smart ass than a dumb ass.

[Jay Pedro @BuiltByJay]

Hate posts about our circadian rhythms being upset because we change clocks twice a year. It’s like people never go on a trip beyond the time zone they live in. #saveDST

[Jay Pedro @BuiltByJay]

World’s tiniest Hooters … and the slooooowest service. #GulfShores #Hooters

[Jay Pedro @BuiltByJay]

Apparently the writers for #HighPotential on @ABCNetwork have never experienced fairly regular weekly incorrect mail deliveries by Mt. Greenwood (60655 et al) @USPS. #WorstInUSA

[Lockport Township Basketball @lockport_hoops]

Porter Elite 6th Grade
Shootout Champs!!
🏀⚓️🏀⚓️🏀⚓️🏀
@lthsathletics @LockportHS205

[Jay Pedro @BuiltByJay]

@marcusleshock Jury still out on Williams, but jury verdict on Eberflus a resounding guilty of impersonating an NFL coach.

[Ian Rapoport @RapSheet]

Pete Rose has died at age 83.

[Jay Pedro @BuiltByJay]

Chi White Sox post in my FB feed. Sponsored by Dude Wipes. Like CWS even gives a shit!

[Jay Pedro @BuiltByJay]

@HorseshoeLV what the hell! Can’t we get some cash machines that work! #MajoraFail

[Jay Pedro @BuiltByJay]

Waiting in cell lot @fly2midway for friends coming in on @SouthwestAir - been waiting because SWA apparently needs a driver for luggage truck from plane to baggage claim. SWA has no appreciation for how many peoples day they screw up with their incompetence.

[Jay Pedro @BuiltByJay]

Tom Freaking Skilling. Happy Retirement! @WGNNews @Skilling

[WGN TV News @WGNNews]

WGN Weather Center renamed to honor Tom Skilling https://t.co/D99mnPolCg

[Jay Pedro @BuiltByJay]

@seanlewiswgn 10,000 (times) x 4 (sec each time) / 60 (sec in min) / 60 (min in hr) = ~11 hours … math seems to work.

[Jay Pedro @BuiltByJay]

Best drinking game on #NFL Sundays. During #ChicagoBears games take a drink anytime the broadcast team says “Eberflus.”

[Jay Pedro @BuiltByJay]

Twenty minutes and still no food @BurgerKing.

[redsbcats @redsbcats]

@PitchingNinja Easy to say when you can hit spots like he could. It doesn't necessarily need to be a waste pitch, but it better be on one of the corners.

[Jay Pedro @BuiltByJay]

@CaesarsSports Fear Strikes Out, Pride of the Yankees, For the Love of the Game, and Field of Dreams - so many to choose from. Can’t pick just one. LOL

[Jay Pedro @BuiltByJay]

Hey @abcnews - just give #DavidMuir a regular time at 3PM eastern for Breaking News. This crap on right now is not #BreakingNews - it’s been in the news for the past few days! #Nonsense

[Jay Pedro @BuiltByJay]

@SouthwestAir - been sitting on taxi way for over 30 minutes at MDW waiting for gate! What the hell.

[Jay Pedro @BuiltByJay]

In my experience, the amount of television commercials for entertainment experiences is directly proportional to how bad something will be. In this case, @shenyun will suck.

[Jay Pedro @BuiltByJay]

@HorseshoeVegas Was there a couple weeks ago and hit this:

[Jay Pedro @BuiltByJay]

@jasonbenetti TLR and so glad he’s in the review mirror.