George 🐀

They/them 26
Good lil enby. Likes cars, is autistic.

UK correspondent for @shutuptriscuit

Court Jester for @princess_dulci

[George 🐀 @Bull_616]

@princess_dulci This seems predominately to be a logistical issue.

[George 🐀 @Bull_616]

@DomainDead I wanna see him...

[George 🐀 @Bull_616]

@shutuptriscuit @Criminalsimpson This one time, I was working in a pub that had a fruit machine. This guy comes up telling be about his strategy of beating the system. I just wanted to scream at him that the gambling companies are smarter than him and he'll lose his money. Sure enough, he did.

[George 🐀 @Bull_616]

@shutuptriscuit @Criminalsimpson Tell you one thing i would like to see. Him trying this strategy, whatever it is, and getting CLEANED OUT.

[George 🐀 @Bull_616]

Yes. Yes I have. In university. I wanted to see if it could be done. Unfortunately, I needed to go to the toilet mid lecture. This presented a dilemma. Do I carry a butt plug back into to lecture hall. Or do I put it back in? I went option 2.

[Princess Dulci (Tall Strong Mommy❤️) 🔞 @princess_dulci]

When was the last time?! Don't be shy

[George 🐀 @Bull_616]

@princess_dulci Huzzah. You will do fabulous. Not that this was in doubt. You will have them in the palm of your hand with your tales.

I'm sure you're strong enough to carry them around in your hand. You lift.

[George 🐀 @Bull_616]

Ah'm oan a bus, talking tae this wee tourist about our fine country, right? Telling him there's more than jus' Tartan an' bagpipes. At that exact moment, fae the top deck, comes doon this lad. He's got EVERYTHING. THE SOCKS. THE SPORAN. THE WEE WAISTCOAT.
Pure raging, man.

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@MaryWilson51386 @mushycrouton @jaymurt2805 You tweet nothing but trans hate. You should get outside more. I fear for the safety of your kids.

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@ogafroman I thought you were cool. Now you pull this crypto shit?

[George 🐀 @Bull_616]

@DomainDead Wanna bet he was thinking about his sister's tits while he was delivering the weakest pountld since Brexit, and her 'p-word' was bone dry?

[George 🐀 @Bull_616]

@PennyPax I know it's a theme park and all, but to a Brit the idea of even thinking about spooky season in July is frying my brain. Cool video tho. Love the bag.

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@TXR_YetiFang @gnostic_bf I wonder what the background is there.

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@EdinburghTrams @Williams101010 @on_lothianbuses @ScotRail Any idea when this will be?

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@princess_dulci Is... is that safe? I'm down either way.

[George 🐀 @Bull_616]

@speakoutsister Farm Foods. Respect.

[George 🐀 @Bull_616]

@Canucklehead24 GIrl police for drugs. Arrested by the selling.

[George 🐀 @Bull_616]

@princess_dulci I like the cute guy who scored Norway's first goal.

[George 🐀 @Bull_616]

@cistem_failure @Eriyoldinok Well, in 2004, Renault showed the Wind Concept, building on the success of similar roadsters from Vauxhall and Fiat. Then, following on the positive reaction, Renault licensed Ferrari's folding roof tech and built a production version.
That's why Wind exists.

[George 🐀 @Bull_616]

@miltyburle @Mycroft_Smart1 If you're gonna insult me, maybe ask your nurse to check it actually makes sense.