sarah h

average yet also lavish.

[helena riley @freshhel]

Ideal life for me i’m a lizard I lay on a rock and have no chores but im allowed in Ulta

[tatyana ;) @tatbaee]

i'm goofy bitch not stupid

[SARAH SQUIRM @SarahSquirm]

i want to buy something so expensive that i feel sick to my stomach for 4-6 months

[the last cancerian @DorianTroy93]

Go off North Carolina

[SZA @sza]

I’m annoying but it’s like .. who isn’t

[PRIMROSE @chin8doll]

Thinking about all the times I left the club early

[Lukas Battle @lukasbattle]

If the devil tempted Eve with an apple he tempted me with the Home Depot employee stairs

[NIA LEWIS @NLEWSTYLES]

Remember “overdressed” is a social construct created by your haters.

[Sticks Johnson @JakeSwope]

Still can't believe I see tweets about people pissed off they didn't learn how to do their taxes in high school.

Its fuckin simple, let me teach you real quick:

Step 1. Get your W-2s

Step 2. Give those to your dad

Simple as that idiots.

[C. @Cey_theVirgo]

I know Drogon throat hurt

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

Y’all know what day it is. If you don’t fuck with dragons and swords and dead ppl, go ahead and unfollow me this very moment. @HBO @GameOfThrones #GoT #Season8 #DemThrones

[BEYONCÉ LEGION @BeyLegion]

"Who you make love to, and take that ass to Red Lobster, is your human right." —Beyoncé #GLAADawards 👑🏳️‍🌈

[leonardo menchaca @Lmenchaca00]

Me when it starts hitting 70 degrees and up

[SwagBoyQ @Theswagboyq]

me when i’m in pubIic and one of the voices in my head teIIs me a joke.

[Rodger Sherman @rodger]

50-ish colleges replied to my squirrel tweet from yesterday and most were like "our squirrels are special because they love State Tech sports!" except South Carolina which I think threatened to murder me?
it is the only school I respect
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