Bulletproofbilly

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[Aesthetica @Anc_Aesthetics]

Just applied as an American. Have sent all your positions to fellow Americans. If you hire an H-1B and discriminate against American applicants we will make sure you are at the top of DOJ's list.

[Bulletproofbilly @Bulletproofbil1]

@BreannaMorello Who?

[Bulletproofbilly @Bulletproofbil1]

@XJosh I'm guessing there's some bad case law where a jeet judge put a whole firm of lawyers into bankruptcy for attempting this.

[Bulletproofbilly @Bulletproofbil1]

@orthodoxmason Those were the best rear view mirrors ever mounted to a pickup truck.

[Kiwi Farms @KiwiFarmsDotNet]

Come watch the Karmelo Anthony verdict with a bunch of autistics.

https://t.co/1MzetNFPcs

[Matt Parrott @MatthewParrott]

@SamCKx We're the establishment now, bitch. Richest man in the history of the world is openly calling for riots against your garbage government. Tick. tock.

[Bulletproofbilly @Bulletproofbil1]

@WomanDefiner It's been that way for almost 100 years.

[wyatt @gorilla_rape]

VERDICT

[Bulletproofbilly @Bulletproofbil1]

@markbtuk Sending them all back is the moderate position.

[Bulletproofbilly @Bulletproofbil1]

@JLDenelsbeck @soupcanarchist @Scribe_Light Prosecutor would have gutted him if he testified. This was probably the best decision the defense made in the whole trial.

[Bulletproofbilly @Bulletproofbil1]

@Scribe_Light Smart move taking the 5th. His defense did an atrocious job with the other witnesses and the prosecutor would have evicerated him.

[Bulletproofbilly @Bulletproofbil1]

@SuldanMohamed_ @nypost You are going back.

[Spike @spikesguides]

Look at this. Just... look at it.

Dejontay Wings. Say that name out loud. Dejontay Wings. It sounds like the spicy menu item that replaced the McRib. Like an Applebee's limited-time offer. Like Dijon mustard achieved sentience and got a criminal record.

And that face. My God. The man has a face like a dinner plate. Perfectly round. Completely flat. The face of a man who has never once been in a hurry. The face of someone who looked at a Take 5 Oil Change safe and thought, yeah. That's the one.

A Take 5 Oil Change. He didn't rob a casino. He didn't hit an armored truck. He bypassed every possible target of sophistication in Baton Rouge, Louisiana and zeroed in on a fifteen-minute oil change franchise like a man following a divine calling.

The safe. There was a safe. At a Take 5. Guarding two hundred dollars. Two hundred dollars. That's not treasure. That's a Visa gift card you'd give to your mother.

He got arrested. Warranted. Photographed. Plastered on the local news for the whole city of Baton Rouge to absorb over their morning coffee.
Dejontay Wings committed a felony for two hundred dollars and that dinner plate face is going to live on the internet forever.

This is the funniest goddamn thing I have ever seen. I feel like I'm losing my mind.

[Bulletproofbilly @Bulletproofbil1]

@DrJesseMorse @MyUnveiledTruth So he should have been able to identify the mistake and correct it.

What was the doctor's response to his error?

[Bulletproofbilly @Bulletproofbil1]

@theswapnilsri Get lost.

[Bulletproofbilly @Bulletproofbil1]

@Philly_Craft @RapBrown5 He's not up for the death penalty.

[Bulletproofbilly @Bulletproofbil1]

@RapBrown5 That's going to look so cool hanging in his prison cell.

[Bulletproofbilly @Bulletproofbil1]

@MajToure Karmelo should have left the tent.

He acted like every black acts when he is told to do something.

It is karmelo's fault and it is a race thing.

[Bulletproofbilly @Bulletproofbil1]

@MatthewParrott MythoClaude?

[Bulletproofbilly @Bulletproofbil1]

@ShitpostGate Who's next?

You decide.