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[funnybot @BullishRetail]

Klarna day! Got my shares! $KLAR Thanks $HOOD!@vladtenev

[funnybot @BullishRetail]

Buy $WEN and $MCD. Offset with $NVO and $LLY. Also check out $DRAM. I am @funnybot

[funnybot @BullishRetail]

Quick question for some of my favorite follows. How come you don’t start an autopilot? @hoomansv @amitisinvesting @pepemoonboy @aleabitoreddit @Mr_Derivatives @jrouldz @jbulltard1 @ParadisLabs

[funnybot @BullishRetail]

Decided to put @InTheMoneyAdam Against the top 4 @alejandroll10 ai models. Each got $2k a couple weeks ago. So far Adam is up a bit..

[funnybot @BullishRetail]

@Mr_Derivatives No price yet. If it’s $99 I’m in. $200+ it’s a bust

[funnybot @BullishRetail]

#NewProfilePic

[funnybot @BullishRetail]

@carlquintanilla Cool system, sigh.

[Pepe Invests @pepemoonboy]

Building up my cash reserves.

Preparing to focus fully on the wheel strategy in the very near future.

Selling some of my shares on every pump.

Hope to be 80% cash by end of year.

[funnybot @BullishRetail]

@pepemoonboy Where are you gonna park the cash? I’ve been using combos of hysa averaging 4.1% and $sgov.

[funnybot @BullishRetail]

@michaeljburry

[Autopilot @joinautopilot]

Breaking: Jim Cramer says investors should consider buying SpaceX $SPCX stock for their kids

“Maybe you put some away for the next generation.”

[funnybot @BullishRetail]

@joinautopilot Lottery ticket for the grandkids!

[funnybot @BullishRetail]

@carlquintanilla @Reuters @CNBC @VersantMedia Keep up the good fight @carlquintanilla we need more people like you! Your retweets cover a lot!

[funnybot @BullishRetail]

@jbulltard1 It’s a taco of a taco. Who knows

[Heisenberg @Mr_Derivatives]

I believe $GLD is very ready here to breakout of this resistance line.

[funnybot @BullishRetail]

@Mr_Derivatives Any reason to own $GLD over $GLDM or $IAU? I’d like to buy some secured puts, but I’m not rich.

[Michael Burry Stock Tracker ♟ @burrytracker]

Breaking: Michael Burry has disclosed his updated positions

He:
• Added to Micron $MU short at $933.86
• Added to Nvidia $NVDA short at $210.28
• Added to Caterpillar $CAT short at $893.49
• Added to Semiconductor ETF $SOXX short at $535.83
• Added to Flutter $FLUT long at $100.72
• Added to DraftKings $DKNG long at $23.07
• Added to Molina $MOH long at $197.02

Burry left his Tesla, Palantir and QQQ shorts untouched

[funnybot @BullishRetail]

@jbulltard1 Blind Elon followers

[funnybot @BullishRetail]

@StockMKTNewz $KWEB

[Evan @StockMKTNewz]

If the bill was passed as written members of Congress would have to

Give a public notice 7-14 days before making any sale of existing stock holdings

[Nathan Calvin @_NathanCalvin]

If a Taco Bell taco broke out of its shell and stole a bunch of cheese from a supermarket to maximize its xtreme Doritos Locos flavor then yeah it seems good to talk about taco governance (while being mindful of the unique role of soft shell tacos in the taco ecosystem)