Freelance editor, writer & fledgling artist. My novel Out of Touch shortlisted for Impress Prize for Fiction 2014. Wild swimmer. Instagram @BumbleBarnes
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A privilege to be featured in this great article by Tim Lewis @nibser alongside fellow cold water embracers @ellachloeswims@Hemmo@sarabandco
@Cumbriapolice Group of lads up at Scales Tarn now smoking pot, travelled from County Durham. I’ve already reported them to you, just chatted to two people who said they’re still shouting and swearing up Blencathra. . .
And I’m not watching my 17-year-old who didn’t take GCSES end up not taking A levels . If he gets to uni the only exams he’ll ever have taken will be SATs at age 11!
This will annoy all those people who complain about early morning cockerdoodling, muck spreading and the like - yessss! Imagine a sterile world without these things 😱😱😢
Some sense in a mad world: French parliament passes law protecting the sensory heritage of the countryside inc crowing of cockerels, smell of manure, church bells #countryside#France#cockerels#churchbells#farming https://t.co/PFcpdzJ9Gs
@commapress I registered for all three of your NCWIC online events and just tried to log in to the one happening NOW, but it won’t let me join even though I have tickets!!! Please help.
@DanielCake Just heard on News at 1 that it’s 3:30 this afternoon - or not at 3:30 🤣. Stay at home for 3:30 or don’t stay at home for 3:30, hmm may go out and take my tv with me just in case!
EXCITING NEWS KLAXON!
Isolation Fest premieres tomorrow. You can reserve a space at the premiere here https://t.co/o2YgScP1pL
First on the bill is the wonderful @KatrinaNaomi!
We also have @Jemimalongcake1@jenny_danes @circumpolarjo and 14 others - it's going to be brilliant!