Unhinged Bumbler

Wild prompts, bios, and chats I come across on dating apps

[Unhinged Bumbler @BumblerUnhinged]

Lying? As an adult? Embarrassing.
#hinge #dating #lying #lie #AdultingAndStuff #embarrassing #truth

[Unhinged Bumbler @BumblerUnhinged]

Really setting themselves up for failure here but okay…
#hinge #dating #ass #butt #tushy #fanny #booty #cake #pixarMoms

[Unhinged Bumbler @BumblerUnhinged]

Haha what a story, Mark!
#Hinge #dating #Canada #Travel #Best #storytelling #storytime #wow #crazy

[Unhinged Bumbler @BumblerUnhinged]

3………….. point………… 1……………. um……….. 4…………… 1………….. 5…………
#hinge #dating #pi #math #quickmaths #memory #unusualskill #partytrick

[Unhinged Bumbler @BumblerUnhinged]

Same.
#hinge #dating #NeverHaveIEver #Gymnastics #hashtag

[Unhinged Bumbler @BumblerUnhinged]

I’m just now realizing they never fell for me… 😭
#hinge #dating #heart #fall #blood #falsepromises

[Unhinged Bumbler @BumblerUnhinged]

“Sometimes you just know”
I…

[Unhinged Bumbler @BumblerUnhinged]

The number of Helen Keller deniers on Hinge is startling. The number of Helen Keller deniers period is startling. 1/too many.
#hinge #conspiracy #helenkeller #fakenews #tiktok #disabilityawareness #DisabilityTwitter

[Unhinged Bumbler @BumblerUnhinged]

The last one is just astonishing. Imagine thinking that’s a good idea for one of your three Hinge prompt answers.

[Unhinged Bumbler @BumblerUnhinged]

Cannot believe I never posted the biggest hit my 5’3” ego has ever taken…
#Hinge #dating #shortking #lovehurts #simplepleasures #NoNutNovember #tallgirl

[Unhinged Bumbler @BumblerUnhinged]

$20 says this person also says “actually it’s tomorrow” at 12:01am
#hinge #dating #movies #Blinks #amcshortsqueeze #KNOWLEDGE #ShowerThoughts

[Unhinged Bumbler @BumblerUnhinged]

Getting mixed messages here, idk…
#hinge #dating #toes #fear #pride #gift #LoveIsInTheAir

[Unhinged Bumbler @BumblerUnhinged]

2/?

[Unhinged Bumbler @BumblerUnhinged]

Guys have the fish pics, girls have “I’m so sarcastic 🤪” 1/?
#hinge #bumble #dating #sarcasm #sarcastic #unique #KindaFunny #sass #canthandlethis #quirky

[Unhinged Bumbler @BumblerUnhinged]

I think @hinge is trying to make me do math
#hinge #dating #AcademicTwitter #aboutme #y #SundayFunday #QuestionOfTheDay

[Unhinged Bumbler @BumblerUnhinged]

Can’t believe I saw the founder of Amsterdam on @hinge
#hinge #dating #worstidea #thanksobama #Amsterdam

[Unhinged Bumbler @BumblerUnhinged]

She unmatched immediately and I haven’t stopped laughing
#hinge #dating #ThirstyThursday #cereal #soup #debate #funny #unmatch #toughquestions #cold

[Unhinged Bumbler @BumblerUnhinged]

Confidence is key 🔑
#hinge #dating #pride #notreally #shortandsweet #WednesdayMotivation

[Unhinged Bumbler @BumblerUnhinged]

Have you ever done a bellyflop but on your bum?
#hinge #dating #bum #booty #spontaneous #Jumping #water #bellyflop

[Unhinged Bumbler @BumblerUnhinged]

Same.
#hinge #dating #worst #worstidea #trying #hashtag #notalottogooffofsohereweare