🅱️umex

the dale earnhardt of forklifts. the randy johnson of line cooks. the mark twain of CDL's. the stone cold steve austin of milk.

[🅱️umex @Bumex4Breakfast]

eating biscuits and gravy in an undisclosed location.

[🅱️umex @Bumex4Breakfast]

at glacier & a boomer is SEETHING that he "hasn't seen any buffalo or animals yet". he said "THIS PLACE IS A JOKE" with his back turned to this

[🅱️umex @Bumex4Breakfast]

yeah and it's all french

[🇪🇺 Ulidian 🇬🇧 @Socialulidian]

This is all, spiritually, the same country. You may disagree, you really may, but you are wrong. This is one nation.

[🅱️umex @Bumex4Breakfast]

Iran is mere days away from developing their own kevin gates

[🅱️umex @Bumex4Breakfast]

until today I truly thought piers morgan's show was called "piers morgan unmolested" and never thought twice bout it

[Indiana Fever @IndianaFever]

Caitlin Clark game-winner as seen on phantom 👻🎻🎼

[🅱️umex @Bumex4Breakfast]

@BalldoMania imagine being such a podawful gimp slave that you end up glazing ralph. what a life you lead.

[🅱️umex @Bumex4Breakfast]

if u ever been in the car with ur boy & u go over a hill fast and it tickles ur tummy, bad news thats gay sex

[🅱️umex @Bumex4Breakfast]

2 beers and a bump and i promise u they ain't unlimited

[Boşuna Tıklama @bosunatiklama]

Dua Lipa'nın düğün öncesi partisinde sınırsız sigara ikramı yapıldı.

[jazmin. @Tweeeetjazzy]

tangential, but i told my mentor i was tryna find the cheapest gas and he was stunned like “oh? no we don’t ever do that bby” 😭😭

[🅱️umex @Bumex4Breakfast]

ur coworker will say shit like this & then spend his 30 in his car screaming at his baby momma over $30 for a Bluey birthday cake

[𝕾𝖎𝖗 𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘 @eagleseyeinc]

look the rich don’t split bills, that’s why they’re richer than you.

you spend 30 mins at dinner calculating who ordered what, wealthy people just pick up the whole bill with no calculator, no awkward convo or annoying gestures, they even leave bigger tip than expected.

my dad taught me something i’ll never forget: the person who fights over small money will never be trusted with big money.

being cheap is expensive.

it costs you opportunities, relationships, goodwill and trust. refuse to be cheap.

[🅱️umex @Bumex4Breakfast]

you can't truly grasp the mental health crisis in this country until you've never seen the kind of ads they are playing on rumble

[🅱️umex @Bumex4Breakfast]

black twitter finally found Spencer Lee's mom gif

[jay ✰ @jayythewave]

nigga got whooped so bad she never wanted to see again 😭

[🅱️umex @Bumex4Breakfast]

@HoodBiologist cliff notes: a xanax addict alt right washed up livestreamer living in a shack in Mexico hiding from the IRS and child support is fighting with his crackhead ex porn star girlfriend live over skype

[🅱️umex @Bumex4Breakfast]

i kno there's war but the weird niche corner of the internet i observe is having a renaissance my plate is full

[🌲Based Dostojevski🌲 @BasedDostoevski]

We should stop pretending page length is an indicator of how difficult it is to get through a book. Monte Cristo is like 900 pages but is basically litslop so you get through it easily. A soap opera telenovella isn't complex just because it has 500 episoded either

[4mi ❄️ @scorsesebabyyy]

Niggas think Grok is Jarvis

[🅱️umex @Bumex4Breakfast]

a stressed guy providing a sperm sample trying to calculate the goldilocks zone so the nurses don't think he finished too quickly or, much worse, is struggling

[☭🇵🇸 @Blackhawk_801]

@MeghanMcCain

[🅱️umex @Bumex4Breakfast]

a candle lit dinner and buying his girl jewelry 🥹. drizzy gonna put Ak thru the mattress tonight 😫🤤

[DJ Akademiks @Akademiks]

Choice was $1 mil cash in a duffel bag or dinner W the 🐐 …. Guess what I chose

[🅱️umex @Bumex4Breakfast]

NurTech ODT would be a sick rap name