Dango Bango

PEBKAC: Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair.

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IT: don't do the thing that breaks your computer
Customer: no

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@hobbyistgirl I still can't get over the depth and quality of this game!
Can't wait to play again.

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the best part of being tall is that people listen to you for no reason at all.

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@Krooked_Glasses oh my fuck. this looks incredible.

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I feel like the more there is at stake for a customer, the more they commit to breaking their systems.

#IT #computers

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@lvers_N expensive buttplug

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@AksumkA hamster ball

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I put in for PTO today to catch up on doing nothing.

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@hobbyistgirl get your ammo, guardsman (get your ammo)

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@TheLonelyHavocs @brushwizard #datass

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@hobbyistgirl It looks great!

I can't wait to kill and eat the bastard!*

*also read as: I can't wait to be killed by this bastard.

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My version of hell:

Geriatrics asking me computer questions eight hours a day.*

*see also: the past two weeks

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@PeerIGN I just use a sharpie and write it on my screen

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"But this software has been working fine for 15 years straight with no updates!"

Yeah, that's the problem.

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@Krooked_Glasses paint with all the colors of the wind

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@SpykeBytes well I mean... you kind of are.

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Customer: I can do it! Just walk me through it!
Me: Okay, you'll need to power off the machine.
Customer: ...and how do I do that?

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@Krooked_Glasses it will be! good luck!

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Customer: What's the best wallpaper in your opinion?

This was a part of a large battery of "technical" questions from a client.

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@mealeyst I'll lick them clean

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aaaaand another coolant flush. my thermostat is garbage.

still, I'm getting pretty good at this shit.