M&M ads used to pimp the green out like crazy. Just very forward overt female sexuality. Open up a magazine and get hit with "you think you can handle this green shelly pussy big boy" over her spread eagle. I'm just tryna read Spider-Man lady chill on me
It’s a miracle I finish any Stephen King book because the opening is always something like:
“May those curse it who curse the day,
Those who are ready to arouse Leviathan. May the stars of its morning be dark.” -The Book of Job
“We all live in a Yellow Submarine.” -Ringo Starr
old joke: four rabbis are arguing doctrine. its 3 against 1. the odd one out asks God for a sign that he’s correct. it snows. the 3 dismiss it. it thunders. the 3 dismiss it. finally a voice calls from heaven, “hes right”. so one of the rabbis says: “alright, now its 3 against 2”