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[Count Binface @CountBinface]

Fancy that.

[Andy Burnham @andyburnham]

I know I’ve got work to do to win the trust of Britain’s farmers.

Today we’re putting £65m more into supporting farmers through this drought and preparing for the summers ahead.

They’re on the frontline of a changing climate and they shouldn’t be left to face it alone.

The ability to grow our own food is national security. I’ll treat it that way.

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

Okay Clacton. Let’s go.

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

You may have seen I broadcast a message to planet Earth from the edge of space. I thought it was equally important to speak to deep space about you and your lovely little planet. But I thought humans might like to see it too, so here it is. #Clacton #VoteBinface

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

People of Clacton! Show your support for me by putting a bin outside your house, one day this week, of a colour of Tendring Council's choice. This will be unequivocal proof of the success of my campaign.

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

It’s election week! At this important moment I would like to address your entire planet with a message to the people of Earth. And I think I found the perfect place to do it.

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

My summer reads.

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

There now follows a party election broadcast by the Count Binface Party, And if I do say so myself, it's a banger. #VoteBinface #Clacton

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

✅ Touring Clacton
✅ Visiting local businesses
✅ Listening to constituents’ concerns
✅ Hi-vis vest
Make your Vote Count!
#VoteBinface #Clacton

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

Damn. I was looking for @MicahRichards.

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

Here it is. My manifesto for the 2026 Clacton By-Election. It's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. Join me, clean up Clacton and let's make 13th August Bin Day! #VoteBinface #VoteyMcVoteface #YesWeTinCan

[CokeRatCramer ⏻ @CokeRatCramer]

The glitchy audio had a secret message, you couldn’t make this shit up

$GME