99 Problems (Taylor’s Version)

IYKYK

[machine yearning engineer @confusionm8trix]

cell phone… self own… they have played us for absolute fools

[99 Problems (Taylor’s Version) @BuridansTits]

@Matthewmatosis Before Resident Evil 4 came out, Game Informer printed a collage showing all the different things Leon would do if you pressed A (jump out a window, knock down a ladder, open a door, etc.). It’s quaint to look back on, but at the time it actually impressed people.

[sebastian castillo @bartlebytaco]

they're making wellness videos about playing video games on your couch, that's how bad phone has gotten

[100 @yh_me2]

they’re making a day when things can be better and they’re calling it tomorrow

[99 Problems (Taylor’s Version) @BuridansTits]

@OptimoPrincipi @jonnieonion1 Did you read her translation?

[Sami Gold @souljagoyteller]

Nolan should’ve cast Giannis Antetokounmpo in The Odyssey, the right-wing freakout about having a black man as the only Greek in the cast would’ve been hilarious

[Richard Newby @RichardLNewby3]

Replace every single data center with true IMAX theaters.

[99 Problems (Taylor’s Version) @BuridansTits]

she cits on my kane til i zen

[99 Problems (Taylor’s Version) @BuridansTits]

@SquirrelReFX @pocketjoe @TexusPurplexus @JaidenEditz @PlayStation @Sony @grok Please do supply the link since you’re so confident.

[Richard Lawson @rilaws]

Odyssey is terrific. Comfortably seats eight and features the thoughtful engineering touches we’ve come to expect from Honda

[Charles G. Koch 🏴 @worst_account]

This is how I'll be seated if Matt Johnson has Rhea Seehorn reprise her role as a witch in his Magic the Gathering movie

[21st Century Spielberg @Spielberg2K]

Where’s the horizon?

[jos @josiahhughes]

because music got better

[99 Problems (Taylor’s Version) @BuridansTits]

@SnyderVerseFR So if Gunn shows Doomsday it’ll be his first-ever onscreen appearance? Simply epic

[99 Problems (Taylor’s Version) @BuridansTits]

@SnyderVerseFR This resurrected version of General Zod design fucking sucks

[99 Problems (Taylor’s Version) @BuridansTits]

The existence of a Captain Obvious implies an Admiral Obvious

[99 Problems (Taylor’s Version) @BuridansTits]

@worst_account @pschofie79 Yes, I think you should

[99 Problems (Taylor’s Version) @BuridansTits]

@worst_account @pschofie79 Superman doesn’t really have an arc, he’s just being controlled by the villain and then he’s set free