Burke

I’m a big fan of space, both outer and personal

[ᴘᴀᴠʟᴏᴠ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏʀɢɪ @PAVGOD]

The CDC recommends staying at home with your dog so they’re not sad

[Adam Leventhal @ahl]

Always be sure to provide ample parking when presenting a google doc

[goblin ells @elliepeek]

i am going to make a threatening amount of these

[☆ ‧dreamboy··‧̩̥˟͙冬˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

for pride month if you have friends who are part of the lgbtq+ community let them know that they are loved. give them all of your money.

[Alex Murdoch @alexgmurd]

crazy how moving to a new city didn’t solve all of my problems????? ?????

[Burke @BurkeClements]

Constantly torn between consistently posting on social media and never posting and being a recluse no one knows anything about

[Burke @BurkeClements]

I went all day with no motivation at all but now that I’m trying to sleep and it’s almost midnight I suddenly have energy and want to do EVERYTHING

[☆ ‧dreamboy··‧̩̥˟͙冬˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

i spent my entire teenage years hating myself because of the shit y’all preached would happen to me because i was gay. so i hope u are mad, stay mad, feel the same anger you teach us to have towards ourselves.

[Burke @BurkeClements]

I used to be literally so dumb if you knew me more than like 2 years ago no you did not

[sarah lugor! @sarahlugor]

have you ever opened an old dm with somebody and gotten physically ill bc of what you saw????

[Burke @BurkeClements]

#NewProfilePic

[Burke @BurkeClements]

Alexa really wasn’t kidding when she said it’s 14 degrees outside

[Burke @BurkeClements]

Except I’m not even 20 yet

[Night Vale podcast @NightValeRadio]

Snap, crackle, pop. That famous sound that can only mean one thing (you're over 30 and your body is audibly falling apart)

[Burke @BurkeClements]

“What kind of badass are we talking? Like runs with scissors or steals from a store?”

[Burke @BurkeClements]

@GraceAndSnakes 3+C

[Burke @BurkeClements]

@c4seygrmlinz @EnchiLevvy Literally my favorite part

[Burke @BurkeClements]

I just discovered that American eagle has a section for dogs called American beagle. I don’t know what to do with this information but I need more people to know

[jake @jacobsweeet]

it’s 2021 and you don’t like pickles?? grow up

[nat🕊 @natgallegosa]

my grandma? i love that woman.

[Burke @BurkeClements]

@GraceAndSnakes @amandajwingo Who said anything about being upset? I’m definitely not offended. I could not care less about this tweet