Michael Burke

Microsoft // Formerly Funny Or Die // Producer // Editor // Northern Gentleman

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I wouldn’t tweet on this horrible platform unless it was really important. So here goes.

Does anyone got that screener Dropbox hookup? For a film professor!!!

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@Halbridious @nickbaumgardner 2016 Iowa happened during my wedding reception (it felt safe at the time!). We all mourned for 2 minutes, then demanded the fight song and a round of shots. Think more about the song and shot than the game when I remember though. Still a happy memory.

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@FernieCommaAlex Canyon Bakehouse is my go-to. Wish the slices were 33% larger but hard to beat them on texture and flavor. Trader Joe’s has a decent GF white bread if you want something softer though it has a habit of getting mushy if you let condiments sit too long.

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@noel_devine7 @239Dre Dusty!!!

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@kellynp Oh shoot come say hi!

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@JCcoccoli Lightning can ride inside of Mac’s trailer, but it’s definitely implied that no one can ride inside Lightning or the others. Is it simply that a trailer not a vehicle, thus its interior is not full of, what I assume for the others is guts?

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THREAD: My friend Tim was hired to make YouTube videos for a mattress company just out of college. He didn't like his job, but I think he hid it pretty well.

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@itsjonmackey This was lovely and made me want to punch teens!

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Oh no! I have that gene that makes this taste like soap!

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@darrendmiller Quick question: are your wood opinions mostly about trees in general, building stuff from wood, or smoking meat?

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@darrendmiller I’m a cedar man through and through. Cherry is a wannabe walnut.

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@darrendmiller Oh ok. Do you like Cherry?

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@jennaezarik @Microsoft I happen to know for a fact that they tweeted this during a meeting.

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@romejohnso Thinking of y’all.

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@YouDonKnowMe I’m cashing in my yearly “one free week of Hulu” offer for this. I can’t wait.

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@jbergnyc Go Blue!

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@dashiell To be clear, I don’t believe the trashcan nachos gave me food poisoning. I just hope you got them because they are wild and I bet you’d enjoy them.

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@dashiell Excited I could help! Hope you got some trashcan nachos!

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@dashiell I got food poisoning from that location! To be clear, I have returned since which says a lot about me and says a lot about the restaurant.