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Put the Litten in the bag

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Nothing is going to make me feel worse than that game two loss!

Spurs: Hold my hat.

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@CollinReidPS @itsstevenha And coming off the bench is… Keldon Johnson!

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So this is reality, huh?
Can’t win at home, definitely can’t win at Madison Square Garden.
Betting odds only put us at ~20%

I guess it’s time to start escaping reality!

Go Spurs Go! #PorVida

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@CollinReidPS …Goofiest outcome you say?

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My most copium take: No one is more superstitious than sports fans. New Yorkers doubly so. What is the most unlucky number? Thirteen, the same number of consecutive wins the Knicks have.

What if they never won again?

We’d never hear the end of Brunson’s 13

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Wow, Cammy is pretty hot. I should play Street Fighter.
*buys SF6, doesn’t play*
Dang, they put Mai Shiranui in? That’s crazy wth, definitely playing now!
*still don’t play*
How hot of a person would they need to release to convince me to play?
*Adds Tifa*

Now wait a minute

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And people bet money on this stuff!? I wanna commit seppuku with a plastic spork and my level of investment is just bumming off my friend’s YouTube TV subscription!

My heart would only be able to take 1-2 losses, max.

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Wemby, that isn’t Karl-Anthony Towns, that’s actually Chet Holmgren your worst enemy! You hate him because he denied your past victory! Save basketball by killing the center of the OKC!

Chet Holmgren, bad! Driving to the basket, good!

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And on a random Monday evening, with little warning, Nintendo uploaded their best jazz fusion OST. And there was great rejoicing.

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Win or lose, know that the outcome of Wednesday’s game will cause many to draw wild conclusions. Fraud alert, X team in 4 and the like.

I just hope it’s good basketball.

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You did good by us this time, Corgi!

I think you better sit this next one out, pup. No matter the prediction the ire you’d draw from the “losing” city would be tremendous.

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@nerissa_en And that friend? Left handed. Your emotions couldn’t handle the deadly combo.

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Prayers to all the pizza workers in OKC and San Antonio tonight.

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YOOOOOO There’s no rain in the forecast for Saturday!!! Do you know what that means!?!? #SanAntonio #Spurs

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I’m not sure when I switched from “Wow we made the playoffs” to “Hey we could win it all!” Really still so proud we made it this far this year. We can only go up. #GoSpursGo

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He’s 22 years old with the rampant hopes of a championship-starved city on his back. Lord knows I’ve folded under comparatively negative pressure.

I still believe in Wemby, but for all our sanity I really wanted the win today. OKC just kept making shots.

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Hey, chin up buster. Whenever you feel small, just remember this: you have just as many NBA championship rings as James Harden

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You know, it’s likely the last night of the Eastern Conference Finals, I should probably see it.
Sorry Bucko, this isn’t on Peacock like the WCF. You gotta get Fubo for this! :D

Nevermind it isn’t worth it. What are we even doing here, Silver?

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There’s something about slow, steady rain.
Where the splashes and burbling are more pronounced than the rainfall itself.
Nature’s perfect white noise.

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Shai has the disposition of a frail Victorian child I’m surprised he can muster the strength to even shoot the ball.

He doesn’t flop, he just gives everything to the shot.