Princess Augusta

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[Princess Augusta @BurlyQPrincess]

I "done messed up" and tried to get something going regarding the @NickelCreek concert that I've been waiting on for YEARS and had tickets to since OCTOBER.
I acknowledged my excitement, then was struck down by mystery illness so... I'm not there. #cursewords

[Princess Augusta @BurlyQPrincess]

13 years ago today, not the last time I've seen you but the most recent time on your birthday-ish. Shall we renew that clock tomorrow @christhile ??
Hay the word, hugs on me!

[Princess Augusta @BurlyQPrincess]

@christhile Um, sir, I just saw that @NickelCreek will be playing AUGUSTA finally, on your birthday.
This is your very early invitation for a Birthday drink that day, it has been too too many years.

[Princess Augusta @BurlyQPrincess]

If it's the last tweet I Twitter before I give it up, @altonbrown & Kristen Kish feeding each other caviar on @netflix @IronChefAmerica is the energy I want to send into the world #chaoticbisexual

[Princess Augusta @BurlyQPrincess]

So wait, depictions of lived body dysmorphia is now "fatphobic"...? Great, give thousands more women reasons not to reach out for help about the awful, intrusive thoughts they have. They might be labeled problematic... fantastic.

[Jedi Jei @Jei_The_Jedi]

Quite disturbing and yet, in this day and age, not at all surprising how many people seem to be excited to get back on Twitter just so they can once again be openly, unapologetically and inconsequentially racist.

[Princess Augusta @BurlyQPrincess]

@ActuallyNPH OMG I JUST REMEMBERED THE PURPLE PURPLE EATER MOVIE!!
So much of my childhood makes sense again. I thought I'd made my mental picture of #purple up. So glad it turns out I didn't!

[Princess Augusta @BurlyQPrincess]

JACKEE HARRY YA'LL! #PopcornMask @MaskedSingerFOX @JackeeHarry

[Princess Augusta @BurlyQPrincess]

Way behind on @RuPaulsDragRace #AllStars5 but now that I'm here @BlairStClair where did you get your Werq the World Talent Show ear jewelry?! You looked gorgeous & sounded great & I need those sparkles! *grabby hands* ❤

[John Gallagher, Jr. @JohnGallagherJr]

I’d like to tell you a story about Bruce Springsteen and the New York City Police Department.

[Princess Augusta @BurlyQPrincess]

@PluckyChicken They ALL skipped leg day.

[Princess Augusta @BurlyQPrincess]

@errthang podcast Season 2 should be in your "Education on Black America" list. I've said it before and I'll say it again, @Al_Letson and @Willieev aren't preaching, but they'll open your eyes anyway.

[Princess Augusta @BurlyQPrincess]

@IcarusArts @ashlieatkinson We're called it kamikaze do it's good to know that's acceptable... if weird.

[Princess Augusta @BurlyQPrincess]

@ashlieatkinson Kamikaze!

[Princess Augusta @BurlyQPrincess]

Yep. Let's dfi this.

[Princess Augusta @BurlyQPrincess]

@todrick Friend of mine suggested it's time for a Tiger King version of Cell Block Tango & that you're the man for the job! #TigerKingNetflix #cellblocktango

[Princess Augusta @BurlyQPrincess]

@petersagal I don't know how to Love this to show respect for your care of your audiences, but also to Hate it because you had to love and respect your audiences enough to distance from them. *hugs* to you all.

[Princess Augusta @BurlyQPrincess]

Actually God Bless #pattilabelle & her tiny little Patti Pies at Walmart. Perfect for #PiDay2020

[Princess Augusta @BurlyQPrincess]

Drifted off there. Ran out of snacks. No more reason to pay attention. #SuperBowl

[Princess Augusta @BurlyQPrincess]

I hope Katie Sowers kicks ass as a football coach but I'm salty that EVERYTHING about women tonight has felt like abject pandering.
#SuperBowl