Cautiously Optimistic AU Fan

Nothin to cheer about since 2013

[Daniel Baldwin @baldwin_daniel_]

1. They’re called Trump Accounts;

2. You voted against the legislation that created them.

[doomer @uncledoomer]

and just like that, any budding hint of interest in soccer was unceremoniously snuffed out in an entire generation of americans for the rest of their lives

[Cautiously Optimistic AU Fan @BurnerBarner]

@starsnstripesfc 100%, sorry I tried, but this shit embarrassing

[Cautiously Optimistic AU Fan @BurnerBarner]

@ESPNFC @pulisic bruh you suck

[Cautiously Optimistic AU Fan @BurnerBarner]

Matt is in contention for worst Freeze in my book and that’s a tall hill to climb

[FOX Sports @FOXSports]

Another look at Belgium's third goal

[Cautiously Optimistic AU Fan @BurnerBarner]

Pulisic sucks, there I said it

[Robert Griffin III @RGIII]

If you are a US Citizen and you aren’t rooting for USA against Belgium, you are a traitor. No other way to put it. You can’t be trusted if you are rooting against your own country in the World Cup.

[U.S. Soccer Men's National Team @USMNT]

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[Wilson F. Ball🇺🇸🇦🇷 @WillyFoosball]

I fully believe that international soccer fans could not handle 1 season of college football banter.

They can’t even handle the slightest bit of CFB Twitter in preseason form. The Iron Bowl would have their brains in a blender

[Randy Quaid @RandyRRQuaid]

We made the film INDEPENDENCE DAY patriotic by divine intervention because the producer is a woke Hillary Clinton fund raiser who is not patriotic at all! He thought he was making fun of America’s spirit. Boy does he regret casting me. 🤣🤣🤣 Up yourrrrs, Roland!

[Dvorstone @dvorstone]

The World Cup is exposing the truth:

1. The U.S. is awesome, just like we keep saying
2. Mexico is a terrifying, violent cartel-state
3. Canada and Australia suck
4. Japan is beloved
5. Europe is in decline

[Balogun @balogun]

HAPPY 4TH JULY AMERICA! 🦅🇺🇸

[Marquis” MJ “ Evans @mjevans2008]

WDE🦅

[Hayes Fawcett @Hayesfawcett3]

BREAKING: Four-Star EDGE MJ Evans has Committed to Auburn, he tells me for @Rivals

The 6’4 265 EDGE chose the Tigers over Tennessee, Miami, and South Carolina

“WDE, I’m home🦅”

https://t.co/ZaAU8IaT3I

[Leyton Roberts @LeytonCFB]

BREAKING: Four-star EDGE Marquis Evans (@mjevans2008) has committed to Auburn, he tells me.

The 6’5 235 EDGE from Birmingham, AL chose Auburn over Florida, Miami, South Carolina, and Tennessee.

Marquis is the No. 24 EDGE in the class to 2027.

#WDE

[Myson Johnson-Cook @mysonn2x]

Let’s Work

[Cautiously Optimistic AU Fan @BurnerBarner]

@Erikwaldenjr

[Cautiously Optimistic AU Fan @BurnerBarner]

@MichaelWBratton @AthlonSteven @thatSECpodcast lol I think @XavierAtkins8 might disagree with your rankings

[Rance Brown @RanceBrown10]

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[Cedrick Simmons 3⭐️🛝 @DaonlyCed]

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