> be me
> european in manhattan
> spent years complaining about tethered caps back home
> open my 1L bottle in the subway
> cap pops off, hits the floor
> NYC subway floor
> cap is dead to me
> commute is 1 hour
> mfw walking through manhattan holding an open 1L bottle like a torch
> mfw eu was protecting me all along
⛔Don’t mind the gap!⛔
Tenebrous Isle is yours to explore…as long as you’re willing to get creative!
In Mina the Hollower (out now on all major platforms), you never need an item to progress, but don’t be afraid to use your brain and turn those obstacles into opportunities!🧠
My biggest impact on the internet...? Ha ha... hahahaha. I gave you all a chance to make me famous and you FAILED me. I made the PERFECT meme. It had EVERYTHING. But you only one chance.
You'll all see. I'll become bigger than hawk tuah. I'll become a HOUSEHOLD NAME.
It's interesting how crane flies are mistaken for mosquitoes and they end up paying for their crimes, they got fucked but i don't think they mind. I don't think they even know they exist so it's fine