Bryce Burns

Please do not message unsolicited, I will either not respond or just tell you I’m not interested. Married to my best friend.

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

@BarackObama Your party did this

[Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh]

🚨 UPDATE: Sen. Elissa Slotkin (D-MI) is facing calls to resign after she publicly called for the persecution of Trump allies to intimidate young conservatives against participating

WHAT A DEEP STATE CROOK!

She dreams of it: "I want young people to be like, lord, that may buy myself a ton of problems I don't want, so let me avoid participating. I want deterrence."

She's not talking about anyone accused of a crime. She's talking about kids fresh out of college deciding whether to take a job in a lawfully elected administration

Her plan is "signature cases" against "the people who enabled him," because, in her words, they "have no immunity the way the president does"

She wants teenagers to be scared of tyrants like her!

[Catturd ™ @catturd2]

It's turned cold here in North Florida.

Time to breakout the winter flip flops.

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

The town of Fairfield, NJ gave approval for a Muslim school, with a cap of 90 students.

5 weeks in and they already got busted for flooding the town with HUNDREDS more.

Here's the infuriating exchange:

[Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh]

🚨 IT'S OFFICIAL: Manjit Singh Bedi of India, a Tacoma grocery store owner who fled home after being indicted for FOOD STAMP fraud, has been DRAGGED back to the US to face charges

He fled to INDIA but the FBI MADE SURE WE GOT HIM 🔥

Bedi pocketed at least $600,000 in SNAP benefits by giving recipients cash for their EBT cards

He'd ring up $200 on a card, hand over $100 in cash, and keep the other $100, all for groceries that were never sold

Kash Patel's FBI put him on the new "Most Wanted Fraudsters" list in September, and Indian police quickly took him into custody

THIS IS LAW AND ORDER.

[Bryce Burns @BurnsBryce82]

@MHWildsAlert I’ve always like the idea of the tonfa’s, a quicker dual blades adjacent blunt weapon.

[Kabrutus @kabrutusdeid]

> gaming journalist
> never played ocarina of time

very telling

[Phil Labonte 🇺🇸 @philthatremains]

if this is accurate, it seems the violent revolutionaries are acting like violent revolutionaries. and they are targeting the democrats first. tried to tell them…

[𝕲𝖔𝖙𝖍 𝕯𝖆𝖉𝖉𝖞 @JakeMunro]

Why did Elon Musk flip a car upside down? Because White culture.

[Stocking Mill Coffee @smcroasters]

I stand with Americans. I guess expecting the same from members of Congress is asking too much.

[Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh]

🚨 UPDATE: It's been revealed that Oregon elementary school hero Kaylub Giamanco not only RUSHED the shooter with his firearm — but Kaylub encountered the gunman struggling with a HERO TEACHER inside who was trying to WRESTLE the gun out of his hand

So he shot him.

That teacher threw her phone at the gunman, TACKLED HIM, trying SWIPING his weapon away, and then Kaylub gunned him down.

LEGENDARY TEAMWORK 🙏🏻

God bless the 4 fallen. Three children and a teacher were killed. It could have been so much worse without these two

A good guy with a gun, and a fearless teacher.

[DogeDesigner @cb_doge]

BREAKING: Brands around the world, including McDonald’s, IKEA and more, are all jumping on the Tesla Roadster vibe.

The Tesla Roadster event has gone super viral on the internet, generating over 10 billion views across social media.

[Retard Finder @IfindRetards]

Ilhan Omar technically won the poll, but due to exceptional circumstances, I had to make an executive decision.

Retard of the Week

[Frank McCormick @CBHeresy]

The McCormick ratio is coming for Ilhan Omar when she and her brother-husband are out of ICE custody.

Turn notifications 🔔 on to be ready for the fun.

[Zack Pittman @zackpittman]

You found it. 🍌 
The banana at the Next Gen Roadster reveal wasn't an accident. It was an analog stopwatch.
A laser triggered the drop the instant the tires started to roll. We hung it at exactly the car's 0-60 time at the time of 1 second. 
Banana hits the ground. Car hits the laser wall. Same frame.
Here's how we did it 🧵

[Nick Sortor @nicksortor]

LMAO! CBS News has DELETED their post calling the France riots “scuffles” with “small groups” after they were RUTHLESSLY clowned on and had a community note pending

“Scuffles” is the new “fiery but mostly peaceful” 🤣🤡

[Tim Pool @Timcast]

Holy shit

[Sawyer Merritt @SawyerMerritt]

The Tesla Roadster unveil and the demos they performed have collectively gotten over 10 billion views across all social media platforms since last night, and counting.

(slow motion footage of the demos from my vantage point last night)

[TECTONE 🇺🇸 @Tectone]

This is what happens when you import the 3rd world.

If France doesn’t retaliate with military force, they will reap what they sow.

[Jason aka “The Bauminater” 📐🚀 @bauminater]

From the Roadster launch, keep your eyes focused on the left side…