Burnt Money

Parent of Girls & cats. Former teacher, banker, museum researcher. I thought my generation had done our part to move society forward. Laughs on us.

[Burnt Money @BurntMoney]

@franconedits I just knew Dudkey Dursley was going to end up like this.

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Can we clap for the Albanians please? Over 100,000 of them took to the streets, shut down the capital protesting Maga Jared Kushner & Maga Ivanka Trump. Protecting their sacred lands from these vampires

[Burnt Money @BurntMoney]

@franconedits Not the upside-down tree trunk legs! OMG!

[Janice Hough @leftcoastbabe]

Hey media

Not a Platner fan, but why is he a nonstop story and not Ken Paxton's TWENTY indictments by a GOP led-Texas legislature, securities fraud charges and his wife's filing for divorce on "biblical grounds?"

[Michael F Ozaki MD @brontyman]

@SundaeDivine @JazzyJ87283918

[Burnt Money @BurntMoney]

@FrancoisANews Jeezusmerryandjoseph

[𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖_𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @SundaeDivine]

Happy Pride Month to the First Lady.

[Burnt Money @BurntMoney]

@liamhausers @franswaarnaud That woman has never had a course in logic.

[ZZ Santa Chevy Cruze™️ #SmokeFleet🟦 @Danphillipsresi]

Is it any wonder that CBS sucks so bad now?

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Things most Americans agree on:

Groceries cost too much.

Tariffs suck and make no sense.

Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.

The debt is a mess.

The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.

Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.

Americans are exhausted.

AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.

Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.

Canadians are super fucking cool.

Mexicans are chill.

Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.

Good neighbors are a blessing.

Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.

We all question, are we alone in the universe?

We all fuck up along the way.

Epstein didn’t hang himself.

The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.

The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!

Things we’re told to fight about:

Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.

That’s the joke.

[Burnt Money @BurntMoney]

@theborgiasit Once. Twice and its just friends.

[Jake Offenhartz @jangelooff]

On Saturday, while covering a protest at Delaney Hall for the AP, Angelina Katsanis' camera bag went missing.

Inside was $10K worth of gear, her biz cards and an Airtag -- which soon began to ping from home of a NJ sergeant. He's now facing charges.

https://t.co/fCHmWnJETI

[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

Staggering levels of corruption.

They’re using every possible lever of power to enrich themselves and their friends and families.

And the “party of fiscal responsibility” simply doesn’t care.

[Burnt Money @BurntMoney]

@TheOnlyEsta Awake

[crunchyrugger @crunchyrugger]

having dinner at a hotel bar the other night struck up a conversation with a mid-level United Healthcare exec. he told me he puts over $300,000 a year on his company credit card just for entertaining clients. In case you’re wondering why you can’t afford health insurance

[Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @NotHoodlum]

Ohio State agreed to pay $100 million to settle legal claims from hundreds of former wrestlers who were sexually abused by a university doctor. Multiple wrestlers and a referee claim that Jim Jordan knew about Strauss’s misconduct and ignored it.
https://t.co/msYxzsjHl0

[Covie @covie_93]

Gotta admit the graham platner story is bad but not like beating your wife and throwing boiling water on her in front of your kid bad or harassing a staffer to the point where she set herself on fire bad.

[Mark Slapinski @mark_slapinski]

Smoking crack doesn't make you a bad person.

Hiring prostitutes doesn't make you a bad person.

Drunk texting women doesn't make you a bad person.

Raping defenseless children with Jeffrey Epstein makes you a bad person.

Hope this clears things up.

[Mike Levin @MikeLevin]

This is so insanely corrupt, I can’t even believe it.

More than half the donors to Trump’s $400 million White House ballroom just won over $50 billion in new federal contracts in six months.

And here’s the part that should make your blood boil.

Sixteen of these 27 donors were facing federal enforcement actions, antitrust reviews, labor cases, securities charges. Many of those cases have been quietly dropped or scaled back since Trump took office. You write a check, your legal problems disappear. That’s not a coincidence.

The White House won’t even release the full donor list. They’re hiding it on purpose, because daylight is the one thing pay-to-play can’t survive. A federal judge already ruled ballroom construction has to stop until Congress authorizes it.

Government is supposed to serve the people, not auction itself off to the highest bidder. When access goes to whoever pays the most, working families always end up paying the price.

We either end the corruption, or the corruption will end us.

https://t.co/4MGFzSseFl