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i'm a manipulative megalomaniac who's intensely opportunistic

[a. @BurntSmileyFry]

Me at @CampMosaic : I’m so tired and my feet hurt 🙄

Me anywhere else: Camp Mosaic? You mean the BEST camp ever? I learned all the words to its so magical before i could read. I bleed magic juice and have high spirits. My dog’s name is jelly and my dad’s a little mosaic martian. https://t.co/RO6OAXCdJh

[Chet Hanks @Shart__Simpson]

Me in Orlando: It’s too hot and crowded.

Me anywhere else: Disney World? You mean my backyard? I was born with Mickey Mouse ears on. The Orlando Eye is the London Eye, but better. Fun Spot: IT’S HUUUGE. Morgan and Morgan: For the People. Go Magic. https://t.co/LDlGZ1soeN

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

Me whenever the stars are visible

[Dashy™️🦥 @Dashytwo]

Buying a house with my lunch money

[critter @BecomingCritter]

you build it in the order that it was actually erected during its 140+ years of construction. ngl that's dope af

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Kids today will never know how big of a deal it was to go to the computer lab

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

I swear, the US is not a real place…

[aria 🍓 @ariadotwav]

oh my fucking god bruh

[Ruff Criminal @RuffCrim]

This was shot almost 60 years ago and it’s still mind-blowing

[BRANDON M. WYNN @BrandonMWynn]

He definitely thought ab it

[Zara @zaracraves]

Christmas don’t be Christmasing like this anymore

[Softboy☄️ @softboywin]

Remember when iPhones first came out and apps were just like...fake zippo lighters and like fake beer drinking apps and stuff. God what a moment in history

[Touya! ★ @Touyarokii]

big fan of how they described the measurements here

[Kyle Harrison @kwharrison13]

This photo deserves a Pulitzer.

[rim 𓂆🇩🇿🇸🇳🇫🇷🇧🇷 @thesentrim]

super unfair how Thunderbolts’s theatrical run was super short bc Disney cared more about that Lilo and Stitch live action

[Viggie Smalls @Viggie_Smalls93]

Camcorder grainy digital videography has aged into something beautiful

[lawliet @holmesmikotoba]

what do you mean "so called art," you saw a sculpture so full of life you mistook it for a real person and you see no artistic merit in that?

[Mads @europemaxxed]

busy weekend

[𝒩 𝑒 𝒙 @Nexiraluv]

gifs when the joke is time sensitive

[a. @BurntSmileyFry]

Been 4 months and I still get pissed off when I think about ST5