Chet Hanks

New York Giants victim

[Chet Hanks @Shart__Simpson]

Every week the Giants do something I didn’t know was even possible at the professional level

[Chet Hanks @Shart__Simpson]

@GiantsPlzWin Larry Donnell

[Chet Hanks @Shart__Simpson]

@PopTartsUS @WilliamIWells You should be ashamed of yourselves

[Chet Hanks @Shart__Simpson]

Bill Maher exists in the rarified air of politically charged humor where nobody finds him funny

[Bill Maher @billmaher]

The White House UFC fight is on Sunday. There’s a 60% chance of rain. And 100% chance of Axe Body Spray.

[Chet Hanks @Shart__Simpson]

Incalculable levels of “we’re so back”

[Geek Vibes Nation @GeekVibesNation]

Some RUMORS from @Fortress_of_DC for #TheBatmanPart2

The movie will partially take place in Arkham as Bruce is committed there

They say Scarlett Johansson is playing a version of Phantasm but not sure if it will be Andrea Beaumont

Charles Dance will play her father

Brian Tyree Henry IS Harvey Dent as @TheInSneider reported

Sebastian Stan is Victor Zsasz as @TheInSneider reported and @DCFilmNews has also heard

[ybg jon snow @alltwentyQ2]

He’s kinda the Bari Weiss of sports

[Moses 💣 🧨 ★ ☭ @cookoutsessions]

Trump when Mitchell Robinson is about to shoot a free throw

[Chet Hanks @Shart__Simpson]

@1WayRJ_ @BreidenFehoko Put his brain in a dog and it would moo

[Chet Hanks @Shart__Simpson]

@DTrainWSOP @jacksettleman Snowflake

[alex lei @alexL_E_I]

checking in with the goat

[Terrab @TERRABTRACYJR]

So what I’m putting together from all this is that Malik Nabers knee is braised beef

[Zachary @osuzack]

Imagine SGA leaving for the Spurs next year. Imagine how pathetic that would be.

Yeah, I’m not over it. Sue me.

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Three Giants now have torn their Achilles during spring workouts:
🏈WR/returner Gunner Olszewski
🏈DL Roy Robertson-Harris
🏈CB Thaddeus Dixon

[SNY Giants @SNYGiants]

Abdul Carter says he will only address Jaxson Dart introducing Donald Trump one time:

"Some things are bigger than football, and this is one of those things.

Jaxson is one of our leaders - he's the face of our franchise. He represents himself and what he does, and he represents all of us.

If he chooses to align himself with a man like President Trump, it's my responsibility based on what I believe and what I stand on to not only show my teammates that I'm against that, but to show the world.

That doesn't mean that we have to spread hate. That doesn't mean that me and Jaxson hate each other or we have beef. I sit next to Jaxson every day - we're close, we talk.

As long as we make sure we have the same goal as a team, and our goals align - which they do -that's all that matter.

I just want to move past this."

[Chet Hanks @Shart__Simpson]

@BigBlueGoonie You’re fucking delusional, idiot. He is the most unpopular president in modern history by every available metric

[Chet Hanks @Shart__Simpson]

God damn it

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

introducing Trump is ... New York Giants QB Jaxson Dart

[Jason Blakely @jasonwblakely]

I admire Colbert's wit & I don't think he should have lost his show *but* elite liberals throwing themselves encomia parties with A-list celebrities as their form of symbolic resistance amounts to nothing politically & is part of what brought us to the current ideological impasse

[Chet Hanks @Shart__Simpson]

Sat in a nearly empty theater on opening night of the first Star Wars movie in several years