@FoodInsider @jbarro You used a whole lot of words just to say "I'm lazy, don't take care of my equipment, and haven't bothered to learn proper techniques." For the love of god, stop wasting our oxygen!
I just saw quite the sight at the grocery store right now- 6'4", broad shoulders, with a big, curly, long, bushy, ponytail; bright-ass, rainbow striped, gay af, mask; shorts and work boots; stoned af. No, wait, that was me.
#OffDuty#OffShift#StonerMedic
*at vaccine clinic*
Coworker: Who keeps using shit like Hx MI, HTN, DM, AND CAD? Who hurt you?
Me: Yo
CW: Why would you learn this?
Me: My last job was EMS and my brain is hardwired this way!
CW: That explains why u asked for a CC, LOC, SAMPLE, age & sex when we had you call 911.
Hey @SethMacFarlane I'm watching @FamilyGuyonFOX season 12 episode 7 and I was wondering if we could get a full length album of the musical stylings of Griffin and Quagmire?
I (BM3) am managing a #CovidVaccine Center operated by a 3rd party at my non-EMS job. This is the shit I trained for and discussed with BM1. Maybe BM2. Its unclear, honestly.
Like the Confederates, whose flags these people carry, the rioters in the #USCapitol are neither Patriots nor true Americans, in any sense of the word. This is nothing less than treason, terrorism, and an attempted coup.
An employee was just asked, in all seriousness, "have you ever seen mail" after formatting an envelope in a manner @USPS would probably not appreciate. Working teens is fucking wild.
Watching Star Wars with little man and Luke Skywalker comes on the screen. He starts yelling "Like Daddy!". Congrats @HamillHimself. You're now a 30something Paramedic/Star Wars nerd with a 2yo who loves Star Wars.
@SteveMcQueen911 @CDCgov@StrykerEC Research indicates that severing the spinal cord will likely render them mostly harmless since their arms and legs are unable to move. They do pose a danger as their heads are still fully functional and can bite and transmit the virus/spores/plot device.
Hey @CDCgov when we inevitably end up with 'rona zombies do you have to destroy a zombies brain to kill them or can I just scramble it with defib pads and a @StrykerEC LifePak-15 cranked up to 360J?
I've seen some shit over the years. Dead kids. A dad OD'd under the xmas tree, kids watching. Brains on the ceiling. A midget hooker crushed by a 400lb dead guy. I could handle that. This shit is what keeps me up at night. Just because they were "old". #NeverForget#Beerpocalypse