the hannah bee ee ee

I’m so embarrassed, I’m not a real person yet

[the hannah bee ee ee @BurritoPure]

Saw old ladies on the street today with signs that said “concerned grandmas”

[the hannah bee ee ee @BurritoPure]

Imma need weed or
Alc

[the hannah bee ee ee @BurritoPure]

I can’t believe I gotta be in a car w just my band leader for a total of 10 hrs this weekend

[the hannah bee ee ee @BurritoPure]

Putting that you play music in a dating profile attracts the skeeviest men

[the hannah bee ee ee @BurritoPure]

Been falling in love with piano and flute lately… how bout yall?

[the hannah bee ee ee @BurritoPure]

Or is everyone just bonkers in their own special way?

[the hannah bee ee ee @BurritoPure]

Is there one sane person on this planet?

[the hannah bee ee ee @BurritoPure]

Luteal makes me mean

[the hannah bee ee ee @BurritoPure]

I’m feeling evil tonight

[the hannah bee ee ee @BurritoPure]

Like do u ever consider there’s another person living and existing here????!!?? U wonder why im moving out. Fucking bitch

[the hannah bee ee ee @BurritoPure]

I’ve written poetry about this contempt

[the hannah bee ee ee @BurritoPure]

My roommate is an actual idiot and I have so much contempt rip.

[the hannah bee ee ee @BurritoPure]

One boy prove to me that you’re cute I dare u

[the hannah bee ee ee @BurritoPure]

I don’t even think boys are cute anymore tbh what is attractive about them

[the hannah bee ee ee @BurritoPure]

This is insane. And why aren’t we talking more about how STADIUMS are built with tax dollars and get a shit ton of tax breaks!???

[More Perfect Union @MorePerfectUS]

NEW: People are spending upwards of $60,000 on Super Bowl tickets.

World Cup tickets are going for as much as $230,000.

The cost of going to a game is out of control. We investigated what billionaire owners don't want you to know — how to fix this mess.

[More Perfect Union @MorePerfectUS]

NEW: People are spending upwards of $60,000 on Super Bowl tickets.

World Cup tickets are going for as much as $230,000.

The cost of going to a game is out of control. We investigated what billionaire owners don't want you to know — how to fix this mess.

[the hannah bee ee ee @BurritoPure]

Steps to finding a decent guy on hinge:
Step 1: take theatre off profile
Step 2: take anything about music off profile

Hoping this will fix my algorithm.

[BreakThrough News @BTnewsroom]

TODAY: Hundreds of thousands in Minnesota braved -10°F weather to march through downtown Minneapolis as part of the statewide general strike demanding ICE out of the Twin Cities.

[Faith Busola @faithwithaflaw]

You can never self-love your way out of your human need for community, friendship and romance btw

[the hannah bee ee ee @BurritoPure]

Wtf are we DOING