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⚠️if ur one of my coworkers leave my page rn ⚠️

[kd 💌 @fromkdwithluv]

going on love island will have people from high school digging through they snapchat memories to take you down

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

I love that cats slap the shit out of everything they can’t understand.

[Miriam Ogbonna @miriamogb]

As a man , why are you FAT?

You don’t menstruate. You don’t have hormonal issues. You don’t have PCOS. You don’t carry children.

So why are you fat? Why are your breasts hanging?

[Hetty ⋆｡‧˚ʚ🍓ɞ˚‧｡⋆ @cutesy_kuromiii]

If I hired a pet sitter for my cat and they let it out and it got killed by coyotes. And then they texted me saying that “I prayed about it and I’m at peace”. I would be on they ass for 30 days and 30 nights. It’s no fucking way in hell lmfao

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

Do you ever look at your cats and just think about how cool it is to have tiny domesticated lions in your house?

[: @_dxllz7]

Buying concert tickets in another city and planning a trip around it. >>>>

[💫𝓓𝓮𝓶𝓸💫🪐 @Demo4fhs]

When the boomers are gone do y’all want to make 4 day workweeks / 3 day weekends permanent?

[S. @sagelovebars]

If I go to the gym and work on my body everyday why would I be with someone who doesn't do the same

[ǎsh @jaileysecrxt]

vcs esquecem as coisas muito rápido. ele me deu tanta esperança quando apareceu com esse cabelo de stefan salvatore

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

If we're ever in a situation where we're both doing math in our heads, I'm just pretending. It's all on you.

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

I hate when my boss gives me tasks like please go get some hoes man lol

[M ⌖ ÆON @YUNGSADISTlC]

happy mother’s day to the cat moms

[KOBE @itspikaaa]

After buying an electric car.. I don’t think I can ever go back to gas cars. The only maintenance I’ve done in the past 3 years is get new tires.

[Softboy @softboywin]

Look away from your laptop for 1 second and MS Teams will say u left the country

[Zito @_Zeets]

There I was, unnecessarily cooking something on high when the revelation came to me

[mads campbell @martyrdison]

equivalent to the guy who’s been waiting in your dms finally finding out you’re single and realizing it’s his moment

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

Cancelling magic city night cursed the hawks

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

please don't let your corporate job stress you out because at the end of the day it's really not that serious ..

[Softboy @softboywin]

I’ve never contributed to traffic in my entire life that’s all on y’all

[👽 @awwheyuu]

your ex is probably out there lying about why y’all broke up and calling you the toxic one