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Behold how good and pleasant my brave new Sewanee Stasi is.

You have nothing to fear if you have nothing to hide.

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@univofthesouth is thrilled to report that police arrests for victimless crimes exploded by 710%!
@ReubenBrigety said "Some might say that arresting 12% of the student body for noncrimes is draconian and amoral but I say not nearly enough, we can do worse. Here's to 20% in 2022"

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[The Onion @TheOnion]

Dream Crushed Over Trivial Bullshit Represents Nation Better Than Gold Medal Ever Could https://t.co/Eqd0kSuPMg

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Overzealous progressive students at @univofthesouth confused to find themselves defending Mandatory Minimum Sentencing, Stop and Frisk, and Warrantless Police Raids on Twitter.

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@carcassofalion dank

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@ReubenBrigety ecstatic to hear that Atlanta Airport Police are joining him in embracing the retrograde Nixonian policing policies that have defined his tenure at
@univofthesouth #StopAndFrisk #SaveSewanee

[Jimmy Kimmel Live @JimmyKimmelLive]

.@EricAndre on being racially profiled at the Atlanta airport…

[Randall Woodfin @randallwoodfin]

Today, I issued a pardon of 15,000 people convicted of marijuana possession in Birmingham between 1990-2020. These pardons are a strong start, but our work is far from done.

Join me in telling the State of Alabama to completely decriminalize marijuana. https://t.co/qAFvbjJour

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In light of recent criticism @ReubenBrigety is excited to bring Chinese censorship app to @univofthesouth . Start reporting your classmates 'mistaken opinions' for immediate punishment today! https://t.co/UP8G5dTt8o

[Sewanee NAACP @SewaneeNAACP]

Did you miss out our conversation on policing with @KhaCumberbatch on April 1st? No worries! The full conversation is now up on YouTube. Go check out the link!

https://t.co/71UyUFXPbn

#sewanee #georgefloyd #naacp #policinginamerica

[DPRK News Service @DPRK_News]

[Rote denunciation of Walter F. Mondale as infamous imperialist stooge and villain, who will nonetheless be forgotten by history.]

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In advance of 4/20 @univofthesouth hopes to drive home their staunch commitment to retrograde policing policies by plastering the campus with Nixonian propaganda posters.

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@ReubenBrigety is proud to announce a new “post felony” career postings board to cater to the ever-growing group of students now saddled with hefty criminal penalties for seemly victimless behavior. Employer sponsors include Sequatchie Sand Plant, Marion County DMV, and Wendy’s

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Get yourself a girl who looks at you the way @ReubenBrigety looks at the legislative architect of mass incarceration. #FreeATO #StopArrestingStudents #SaveSewanee

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Authoritarian administrator with poorly concealed fetish for riding boots and military uniforms assures student body that he's totally not getting his rocks off by handcuffing them. #SaveSewanee @ReubenBrigety

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@ReubenBrigety No

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Local despot confused by mass exodus from his personal gulag after latest round of dragnet police raids #TigerTuesday #SaveSewanee

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@internetcasey

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HE SAW THE MEMES! LFG! #WeFreedDickey

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@univofthesouth Ministry of Truth reminds you that county DEA have freely raided residence halls without warrants or cause since the time of Leonidas Polk and will always continue to do so. Just as Sewanee is at war with Eastasia. Sewanee has always been at war with Eastasia.