alexandre dumbass

I/me

[alexandre dumbass @internetcasey]

Y’all be out there doing drugs and alcohol while I stay sippin from the Cornucopia of Infinite Prosperity.

[alexandre dumbass @internetcasey]

@NorthEastPower there are trees and powerlines down all over CRs 223 and 218. Not asking when we'll get power back, but do you know when people will be able to get out of the neighborhood?

[alexandre dumbass @internetcasey]

@carminerites While I agree with your overall point, I gotta step in to say that Newman’s Own salad dressing slaps

[alexandre dumbass @internetcasey]

@PBRtallboi Why can’t I rt

[alexandre dumbass @internetcasey]

@Darch Is “vermoordt” Dutch for “killed?”

[alexandre dumbass @internetcasey]

@shihvahn https://t.co/w87BXy4r5q

[Reductress @Reductress]

Cute! Queen Elizabeth's Corgis Prepare to Be Buried Alive With Her: https://t.co/bXcRgMl85o

[alexandre dumbass @internetcasey]

@kornliketheband At least one more

[alexandre dumbass @internetcasey]

Breaking my silence to declare this the Greatest Tweet Of All Time

[AB @AB84]

Sincerely AB

[alexandre dumbass @internetcasey]

@DKSportsbook how is it possible that I can bet on cornhole but I can’t lay a small wager on the Kentucky Derby this is outrageous

[alexandre dumbass @internetcasey]

Kebabs on the grill, baseball on the tv, beer in the koozie… I am a Father

[alexandre dumbass @internetcasey]

@luckywinner03 How do u think they build them Ford Tough™️

[alexandre dumbass @internetcasey]

@queguaypete There’s a sick taproom in terminal C that has basketball on television

[alexandre dumbass @internetcasey]

@justindiament @jon_bois you’re really good at this you should check out Jon Bois on youtube

[alexandre dumbass @internetcasey]

Chefs spend all day cutting up carrots and trying to put them back together

[alexandre dumbass @internetcasey]

@katzrkool19 shhhhhhh

[alexandre dumbass @internetcasey]

@maxsaltman Oh look who got picked by The Algorithm

[alexandre dumbass @internetcasey]

Karaoke is just giving drunk people microphones why do people think it’s good

[alexandre dumbass @internetcasey]

@kornliketheband what else is there to do

[alexandre dumbass @internetcasey]

@SuduUpadhyay @WWE @WWE205Live This is lit

[alexandre dumbass @internetcasey]

@SuduUpadhyay @WWE @WWE205Live Sudu what

[alexandre dumbass @internetcasey]

My sleep paralysis demon could kick the shit out of your sleep paralysis demon