Dirty Salmon Merchant

based and ZONST!pilled

[james stout @jamesstout]

Quick little fact check here: Israel has armed the Burmese military for decades. It sent weapons during the Rohingya genocide. Protesting Israel’s genocidal regime directly and materially benefits the people of Myanmar.

[Lic 𝑯‍ei𝒅𝒊‍ dibujitos 👽 @DoodlesHeidi]

"Bully" complete comic (English)

[Bennett @Bennett_F7]

LMAOOO

[Dirty Salmon Merchant @ButImNotKidding]

@MLG_Stinger @TalkinBaseball_ jason benetti could tell me i'm a useless sack of shit and he'll kill me and i'd still be like "yeah that's a pretty solid assessment"

[Dirty Salmon Merchant @ButImNotKidding]

@nomorefielders this is an insane crossover for me what da hellll

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

A dem takes office it takes them 4 years to pass the We Love You bill, Which grants a 1 time $1200 loan to black small business owners. Every time a republican is in office day 1 they pass the all encompassing Nasty Mothafucka Act that kills every living thing on gods green earth

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

I work in Medicaid and this has never happened

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

All these countries also have one or more of the following:
-compulsory voting
-automatic voter registration
-free easy-to-obtain IDs
-voting day as a holiday

[Matthew Gertz @MattGertz]

This is straightforwardly evil.

[Jon Favreau @jonfavs]

I read the filings, @JDVance - did you?

1) This man has never been charged or convicted of anything, in any country:

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

personally have never believed that dressing up makes you act more gracefully or thoughtfully bc i was on a menswear forum. still remember one guy complaining about how he was treated at a store, and when he was told his complaint was stupid, he responded like so

[Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_2]

If you drive through Texas with gold bars, the party of small government will steal it from you

[Everything Price Sufferer (but especially eggs) @agraybee]

My only consolation in these dark times is that Elon Musk's life sucks. A drug addict with no real family, just kids he has no relationship with and the mothers he bought. He pays people to play video games for him and spends most of his day tweeting emojis at Ian Miles Cheong.

[Assal Rad @AssalRad]

“Palestinian under 18”

[Goobermensch @Not_Cool_Yet]

This is the college admissions "crisis" in a nutshell. A million people with good grades that think they're Steve Jobs write the worst admissions essays ever and are surprised Harvard said no.

[Paul Mancano @PaulMancano]

In 1993, Ken Griffey Jr. hit a Home Run Derby ball off the warehouse at Camden Yards, becoming the first and only player to do so.

Why has no one done it since? I spoke with 3 physicists, @mike_petriello, @sigmejdal and #Orioles OF Heston Kjerstad to try to get an answer 🧵