Austin, we have a theory. ⚛︎ NOT @_Theory1

You’re busy scrolling through hashtags and I’m out here putting in work all-day. You’re either down with our vision or I put you A-Town Down. ⤷ @_Theory1 fan.

[fluttershy @hwrtyed]

when i erase a word with a pencil where does it go

[Martin @martiiin_0]

My balls smell so good after the gym

[WWE @WWE]

TOTAL CHAOS and @WWERollins STILL kicks out!!!!

[LuigiWrestling @LuigiWrestling]

Otra vez Austin Theory hablando con Maxxine Dupri de fondo. Llevan tres años así xd #WWERAW

[Austin, we have a theory. ⚛︎ NOT @_Theory1 @ButInTheory]

Some people learn by listening.

The Vision learns by winning.

#WWEClash

[Austin, we have a theory. ⚛︎ NOT @_Theory1 @ButInTheory]

You know what's funny?

Everybody's acting shocked about what happened last week. Like they couldn't believe Austin Theory snapped. Really? Have you not been paying attention?

@ApplaudMyEncore wants to stand in the middle of the ring singing songs about @HumbleUpHaters.

[Austin, we have a theory. ⚛︎ NOT @_Theory1 @ButInTheory]

See, everybody thinks Logan being hurt is supposed to slow us down. That's what the Profits think, but that's because they're looking at The Vision all wrong. They see one guy missing and think the whole machine stops working.

We still run Monday Night #WWERaw.

[Austin, we have a theory. ⚛︎ NOT @_Theory1 @ButInTheory]

You know what's funny?

Everybody's acting shocked about what happened last week. Like they couldn't believe Austin Theory snapped. Really? Have you not been paying attention?

@ApplaudMyEncore wants to stand in the middle of the ring singing songs about @HumbleUpHaters.

[Austin, we have a theory. ⚛︎ NOT @_Theory1 @ButInTheory]

That's cute.

That's real cute.

But here's a little life lesson: if you're gonna put my partner's name in your mouth, don't be surprised when I put a chair in your back.

Oh wait, that’s exactly what I did!

[Main event Maverick. ៚ NOT @LoganPaul @HumbleUpHaters]

Currently putting this to good use. I love bed rest. 😈

[iyse @IsaiahAhhh]

Sometimes you just need a big dick in your mouth

[insane freak guy @Beer_Pisser]

*wraps my big butt around your leg and flexes my butt hole against your skin a little*

[diør 🐊 @gyuxrise]

my mom thinking my gay ass would continue the bloodline:

[Austin, we have a theory. ⚛︎ NOT @_Theory1 @ButInTheory]

Left my wallet at the gym, can someone Cashapp me $99.25?

[WWE @WWE]

Safe to say @_Theory1 does NOT believe in @joehendry 😳

[ben!!! :3 @whyismycumgreen]

i need to lick a guy's bicep and pits

[KJ ⚜️ @IAM__KJ]

Austin Theory