Chris Buchanan

Senior Audio Engineer at SIE Platform R&D (PlayStation) - all views my own. Can usually be found in Aldi wondering where the eggs are

[Chris Buchanan @ButchyBabes]

@LNER Hiya, I haven't had any power for laptop since leaving KX on the 1200 to Inverness. Talked to staff but so far no change. I'm on Coach K (first class ticket). Can anything be done about this?

[Chris Buchanan @ButchyBabes]

@ParquesOficial hello! We're trying to buy tickets for Nahuel Huapi park online, but we're getting error. Is it possible to pay by credit card in person instead?

[Chris Buchanan @ButchyBabes]

@opodo hi there, your website is erroring when I try to book flights. All your help systems assume I have a booking number, but I'm unable to get that far. Can you help please?

[Chris Buchanan @ButchyBabes]

@PuzzPintEDI Hi your last tweet was in Feb, I assumed the Edinburgh Puzzled Pint has stopped?! Where have you been broadcasting updates since then 😆

[Chris Buchanan @ButchyBabes]

ok this is too strange a coincedence. Why have @deafhavana and @smallpools independently decided to release covers "If I Could Turn Back Time" at the exact same time?! Have I missed something? Has someone died?

https://t.co/vcYU4OVyt9
https://t.co/t5Q7RMGTVv

[Chris Buchanan @ButchyBabes]

@LumoTravel Hi there, I've just tried again and was able to successfully buy a ticket. Thanks for the help!

[Chris Buchanan @ButchyBabes]

@LumoTravel your booking system is struggling this morning, can someone have a look?

[Chris Buchanan @ButchyBabes]

@LumoTravel It varies but I haven't yet been able to get to the payment screen. I'll try again this afternoon

[Chris Buchanan @ButchyBabes]

@LumoTravel Hi Jen thanks, tried on chrome desktop and on the Android app, seems to be similar issues on both

[Chris Buchanan @ButchyBabes]

@AskNationwide Thank you Cait, if possible could you notify me when it's resolved please?

[Chris Buchanan @ButchyBabes]

Hi @AskNationwide, I'm attempting to download transactions and am getting this - do we know when this will be resolved?

[Chris Buchanan @ButchyBabes]

🎵
Oh when you drop it
And then you try to grab it again
It flies
Into the atmosphere
🎵

[Chris Buchanan @ButchyBabes]

As my whippet crossbreed starts to pant whilst basking in the sunlight streaming through the window (note: it's 0°C outside), I'm inclined to believe this dog has the thermoregulatory capability of a Pentium II processor

[Chris Buchanan @ButchyBabes]

"This is the part I find most interesting, you have actually made this film the most successful film ever shown here, isn't that great? I mean, people are coming from all over the country to see the film! they're even coming from Gdansk to see the film!"

https://t.co/MqY5ZL751X

[Chris Buchanan @ButchyBabes]

https://t.co/pksdi4lygA

[Chris Buchanan @ButchyBabes]

Oh great, looking forward to another dozen articles featuring the CEO mansplaining how capitalism works
https://t.co/YxQneJq3p6

[Chris Buchanan @ButchyBabes]

Yes Youtube, it doesn't take clever AI to work out that a kitchen tap replacement is about to take place in my home. Feel free to ask uncle Google to send me some personalised ads - maybe some scuba diving gear for when I inevitably make an arse of the job and flood the place

[Chris Buchanan @ButchyBabes]

Ah, 93.75Hz and all its harmonics. The sickly sweet sound of an audio thread blowing up at every frame

[Chris Buchanan @ButchyBabes]

Person, signing up for local sports mini-league: "yup sounds good"

Person, when prompted to play: "I'm not available for the next 4 weeks or Easter break and also not weekends or weekdays after that"

This happens surprisingly often