The Butt Detective™

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It is apparent to me that some certain someone on this web sight needs to get their charcuterie game proper asap imho

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Probably not even from the jowl. Lol what a fraud. Smh smh smh

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It's spelled "guanciale" fwiw, sport. Smh

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@BourbonGhost It's truly terrifying. Im on their radar now. will most certainly die in some sort of a freak accident by week's end.

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@BourbonBias @BourbonGhost Hello bourbon bi as

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@BourbonBias @BourbonGhost I'm here for the long haul bb 😘

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@libbycrews Will do, ma'am.

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@libbycrews @BourbonGhost @wbentonwilson @TheGrantR Good to know. I had to go to the Potts camp/hickory flat metroplex a few weeks ago. It was a real treat.

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@libbycrews @BourbonGhost @wbentonwilson @TheGrantR I am one of the good guys. This was established long ago. Btw... what's poppin N'Albney?

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@BourbonGhost @libbycrews @TheGrantR This is unacceptable. I demand reparations.

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@bryan_CTP @BourbonGhost @johnbirchman @geauxcrimson @mariancall I'm a man of science! I will not be talked to like some third grader doing a science fair experiment! I do science all the time. Trust me.

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@bryan_CTP @BourbonGhost @johnbirchman @geauxcrimson @mariancall I do not appreciate #thesepeople downplaying the significance of this superstorm and my life's work at the same time.

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@King829 Oh no. You must have me confused with someone else. I'm here to stoke those flames.

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@King829 'Tis me. The Butt Detective™.

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@King829 Hello.

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Come back @buttdetective we need you