ButtMonster69

If you’re reading this it’s already too late

[ButtMonster69 @ButtMonster69]

Hard af

[New York Jets @nyjets]

he's baaaaackkkkkkkk @GenoSmith3

[ButtMonster69 @ButtMonster69]

Waiting on that JMS extension

[ButtMonster69 @ButtMonster69]

Bump

[ButtMonster69 @ButtMonster69]

I just want a hug from Meredith Marakovitz

[ButtMonster69 @ButtMonster69]

Not connecting Hartford to either of 2 lines
👨‍🍳 😘

[Indianapolis Councilor Nick Roberts @nickroberts317]

Here is my proposal for a US High Speed Rail Network! A lot of research went into this map, and I tried to be as unbiased as possible. Thoughts?

[Smokey “Trustfund” McPot @smokeymcburnn]

Got butt #buttgetter

[ButtMonster69 @ButtMonster69]

If you say his name around me it’s on sight

[New York Jets History @nyjetshistory]

Pain Week

1/8/2005

2004 AFC Divisional playoffs

The Jets had two chances to kick a FG and upset the 15-1 Steelers in Pittsburgh in the final minutes but, unfortunately, Doug Brien missed both kicks. One from 47 and the other from 43.

Dick Enberg & Dan Dierdorf on the call for CBS

#JetUp #Jetshistory #PainWeek

[ButtMonster69 @ButtMonster69]

Real?

[New York Jets @nyjets]

IT'S ABOUT THAT TIME. LET'S G⚽️⚽️⚽️ @USMNT

[ButtMonster69 @ButtMonster69]

Even thought he game is a decade old it’s realistic as shit

[ButtMonster69 @ButtMonster69]

Gonna play The Witcher 3 for the first time. AMA

[ButtMonster69 @ButtMonster69]

Every time the Epstein files pop up in the news they release some dumb shit like this to distract this feeble minded.

[TMZ @TMZ]

New stunning UFO-related videos released by Pentagon.

🎥: The Department of War

[ButtMonster69 @ButtMonster69]

@actionjack69 Just jump on gear at this point. It’s more embarrassing that your not

[ButtMonster69 @ButtMonster69]

If I had access to the full force of the US military and you released this video of ME working out with worse form than a peloton wine mom I’d be drone striking you and everyone you’ve ever met until they pried my soft limp wristed dead hands off the button

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

Secretary of WAR Peter Hegseth struggling to put up weight at Guantanamo, looking very limp-wristed and SAD! What makes him think this would make him look good, is that a humiliation ritual?
What a wimp.

[ButtMonster69 @ButtMonster69]

@ElGreengo_ @actionjack69 @Not40oztotony Let’s relax

[ButtMonster69 @ButtMonster69]

Maccagnan should be in there with him

[Rich Cimini @RichCimini]

Former Jets first-round pick Darron Lee was indicted on a murder charge. Prosecutors are seeking a first-degree murder conviction. A decision on whether to pursue the death penalty will be determined in the coming weeks. https://t.co/OxG0AjsyrU

[ButtMonster69 @ButtMonster69]

Gonna play The Witcher 3 for the first time. AMA

[ButtMonster69 @ButtMonster69]

If you ignore the fact that it’s a $60M overspend it’s a pretty good deal.

[Yahoo Sports @YahooSports]

ESPN and Pat McAfee are negotiating a new deal that could pay him more than $60 million annually, per @AndrewMarchand.

The proposed extension may be tied to additional responsibilities across the network's NFL coverage.

[ButtMonster69 @ButtMonster69]

@actionjack69 @ElGreengo_ and I are digging through the Epstein files. We’ll be prepared.
Stand back and stand by

[ButtMonster69 @ButtMonster69]

Gonna do this till ESPN gives me $60M too

[Andrew Marchand @AndrewMarchand]

🚨NEWS: Pat McAfee, ESPN negotiating $60M per year deal, The Athletic has learned.

https://t.co/NuH6UqEVn7

[ButtMonster69 @ButtMonster69]

wtf asked for this

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Monday night:

[ButtMonster69 @ButtMonster69]

The most obviously staged assassination attempt to fool rubes into voting against their interests just became more obvious.

Yet the ear healing fully with no visible scarring or deformities has me wondering if he was touched by a higher power to save this country. 🤔 🤔 🤔

[Leading Report @LeadingReport]

Butler County, PA Sheriff’s deputy exchanged two emails with Thomas Matthew Crooks before the July 13, 2024 Trump rally sh—ting, per Judicial Watch.

[ButtMonster69 @ButtMonster69]

@Not40oztotony @mettaworldb3a5t @femsdd Ketel Marte please