John Samuelson

I drink and I know things, that's what I do. I'd have a better twitter bio, but the MONST⭐RS stole my talent. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[Matthew Berry @MatthewBerryTMR]

Lowers head and leads with head and its helmet to helmet.

[NBA @NBA]

JAYSON TATUM, MY GOODNESS.

Spin into 1-handed throwdown in traffic😲

WATCH ALL GAMES FREE TODAY WITH NBA ID: https://t.co/hA5sWWL6kr

Celtics-Clippers | Live on the NBA App

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

What a moment

[Atlanta Falcons @AtlantaFalcons]

Shifty 👀

📺: FOX | NFL+

[PFF @PFF]

Josh Allen in the first half:

🦬 18/21
🦬 147 total yards
🦬 2 TDs
🦬 126.6 passer rating

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

*Curb Your Enthusiasm Music*

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

Cool Jimmy Buffet story- one time he was flying his own plane to Jamaica with Bono (as one does) and the Jamaican authorities misidentified his plane as being a weed smugglers plane and they opened fire on it with automatic weapons as he was trying to land it in the bay. He landed and they boarded his plane and realized it was Jimmy buffet and bono. Instead of complaining, Jimmy was like “nbd I’ve probably gotten away with a lot of stuff I should have been caught for”. And instead of suing them he just wrote a song called “Jamaica mistakea” about it and vibed. Absolute legend

[Field Yates @FieldYates]

How’s this for a Colorado debut for Shedeur Sanders and Travis Hunter?

Sanders: 38-of-47, 510 yards (school record), 4 TD, 0 INT

Hunter: 11 catches for 119 yards, 3 tackles, 1 interception, over 110 snaps played

They lead the way in the upset as 20.5-point underdogs.

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

TRAVIS HUNTER WILD PICK 🤯

This guy is UNREAL. 🔥

(via @CFBONFOX)

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

COLLEGE FOOTBALL IS BACK. ITS GAMEDAY

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

We should’ve known Dragon Pizza guy was a moron the second Dom of the Year said he used to work there. If you have Dom of the Year on your staff you never let him walk out the door. Business 101. You give Dom of the Year a lifetime contract

[ACC Network @accnetwork]

This might go down as the greatest interview in college baseball history 😂😂 @bigdonkey47

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Pizza guy looking like prime Grayson Allen

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

I never wanted this video to end. I wish it was just an endless loop of challenges this guy couldn’t complete https://t.co/aArvNxXWrQ

[gaut @0xgaut]

there’s nothing scarier than the tiktok generation https://t.co/XbNKD3UATl

[No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC]

Reminder that just last month Republicans wore AR-15 pins in place of where their American flag pin would normally go.

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

I finally caught them! Since I moved into my rental house in Miami I've seen the "Jetski Boys"cruising by my house but they whoosh past me before I can get my phone out. Not today! Today I caught the "Jetski Boys" in action! Welcome to Miami!

[LeBron James @KingJames]

Man that's SIMPLY INSANE!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Alex @AlexHoops_]

We are so lucky to have Kareem man

[Angela Morabito @AngelaLMorabito]

In honor of Buzz Aldrin's 93rd birthday, here he is punching a moon truther in the face: