@dish thank you for lying to my mother and getting her to switch from @DIRECTV to you guys so now weโre unable to watch our favorite sports team together ๐
Imagine not being able to enjoy copious amounts of dairy as an adult
I couldnโt fathom being so unevolved
Now, Iโll be going back to finish my block of Parmesan Sarvecchio
@karbonbased@krakenfx I just think itโs funny how theyโve just been straight up lying about them. Every day theyโre like โoh yea donโt worry weโre just finishing sending out the last onesโ ๐