Fleischman

Senior Engineering Recruiter in Seattle. OSINT Expert. Any and all statements made are my own. Follow at your own risk. Currently on the hunt for @snap

[Fleischman @ButtersRecruit]

Does anyone even work at @AerLingus customer support?!? I’ve had the worst experience, no one answers the call line, the Messenger chat, and I’ve had it. I need help. Now.

[Fleischman @ButtersRecruit]

Having kids and dogs mean the dogs now drink out of the 1,000 cups of water left abandoned around the house instead of their own fancy water fountain on the kitchen floor.

[Fleischman @ButtersRecruit]

I seriously feel like the Grinch when his heart grew three sizes that day.

[Fleischman @ButtersRecruit]

Who knew it would be @rickygervais holding up the @Kleenex industry. Just finished ep 6 of season 3 and I’ve gone through a case already. Well done, Sir, well done indeed. #whoknewihadaheart #nosuchthingasbaddogsonlybadowners

[Fleischman @ButtersRecruit]

12/10 would laugh at every joke.

[Blair Braverman @BlairBraverman]

Flame put on her party clothes for the @BooksHonest event but somehow she looks like a guy telling jokes at the end of the bar.

[I’ve Pet That Dog @IvePetThatDog]

Pepe would love to find his forever home, too!

[Fleischman @ButtersRecruit]

Read this thread. Then tell me why we spent over $3 TRILLION dollars at war over the last 20 years, compared with a scant $671 Billion on (primary) education for the same time period. Literally 22% of what we spent on a fruitless war. Over education.

[Jasmine Crowe-Houston @jasminecrowe]

Tomorrow I’m opening my first grocery store in a Title One school. I doubt I sleep tonight - imagine a parent between checks who can order dinner and breakfast for their family thru our app and their child bring it home. I’m changing lives man, no one does it like me. Just wait!

[Fleischman @ButtersRecruit]

@waze The funny thing is it wasn’t the first time I’ve done that when that tired. 🤣

[Fleischman @ButtersRecruit]

I’m so tired I opened up the Waze app instead of the @sleepcycle app to go to sleep. My stupid brain thinks I need @waze to give me the directions to sleepy town.

[Fleischman @ButtersRecruit]

@waze Indeed I did, thanks so much for the assist! 😜

[I’ve Pet That Dog @IvePetThatDog]

I would love to pet Sheldon. He is a 3 year old Beagle mix on the East Coast who urgently needs a home or foster home within a week. Sheldon was shot, and now can’t use his back legs.

[Fleischman @ButtersRecruit]

My daughter loves to leave me messages on our @ring #ring #teenagersareweird

[Fleischman @ButtersRecruit]

@SidneyMiller2 @lasagnahog You’ve gotta, it’s my favorite formalwear and the shrieks I get when chasing the neighborhood offspring are so worth it. 🦖

[Fleischman @ButtersRecruit]

@bryanchaney Yaaassss

[Fleischman @ButtersRecruit]

@trisrevill Assemble my posse of awesomeness.

[Fleischman @ButtersRecruit]

@SidneyMiller2 Doesn’t everyone use their formal t-Rex wear to take the garbage out?

[Fleischman @ButtersRecruit]

@crtr0 I know it’s the only reason I’m renewing mine. 😜 #tedlassofanclub #finallysomegoodwriting