The Buttershark

I'm the shark in the butter.

[ABC News @ABC]

JUST IN: WWE says in an official statement that iconic wrestler James Hellwig, known as the Ultimate Warrior, has died at age 54.

[Triple H @TripleH]

Saddened to announce the passing of the Ultimate Warrior. Icon and friend. My sympathy to his wife Dana and his daughters

[Diamond Dallas Page @RealDDP]

What a GREAT @DDPYoga Workshop Group last night in #Neworleans!

[The Buttershark @Buttershark]

@EOSHD You can get around the blackout. Look at a cached version of the page from a google search, or turn off scripting in your browser.

[The Buttershark @Buttershark]

Is this the best cast scene ever? http://t.co/LuV3bYX4
Quite possibly.

[The Buttershark @Buttershark]

Am I the only one that likes the Breaking Bad novels better than the series? #BreakingBad

[The Buttershark @Buttershark]

Donkey Punch on Jeopardy!: http://t.co/65jdQlW9 via @youtube

[The Buttershark @Buttershark]

I have the song "Kodachrome" stuck in my head. Need help.

[The Buttershark @Buttershark]

@garyvee Any future for Meteorito at http://t.co/jy1gSzLM? More: http://t.co/2WK1vBe2

[The Buttershark @Buttershark]

@ShawnMichaels_ @Tsoukalos uses http://t.co/yFJK2mzi to create posts longer than 140. I'm sure there are other solutions, too.

[The Buttershark @Buttershark]

Overheard: If your 2 day old baby looked at you and said in a deep male adult voice, "change me bitch" would you be able to kill it?

[The Buttershark @Buttershark]

@_TheSpeakEasy @taxstone Followed by: What is this 1985? Who says "company" any more?

[The Buttershark @Buttershark]

@suthers How fast would a meteor have to travel to go all the way THROUGH the earth, if that's even possible?

[The Buttershark @Buttershark]

Keep an eye out for deer if you head to a shopping center in St. Louis: http://t.co/XAhu7zUy

[The Buttershark @Buttershark]

@HowToBeADad Sorry! Also, would donate as single guy, harder question as a father. My kids would then have unknown half siblings out there

[The Buttershark @Buttershark]

@EOSHD Will it feature these guys as kids, along with overly wooden acting and boring plots about galactic senates?

[The Buttershark @Buttershark]

@HowToBeADad Doesn't that dude have Crohn's? He doesn't want to pass that on. It's cruel to make a kid play a daily game of "what if...".

[The Buttershark @Buttershark]

@TAXSTONE That's my new slogan.

[The Buttershark @Buttershark]

@AppleOfUrEye215 Insightful comment. Chase money, not girls. W/money, girls come to you & then you have money AND girls. Well put.

[The Buttershark @Buttershark]

@ShawnMichaels_ Did you ever party with the Horsemen in their prime?