Buy2Hams Iowa State

Your premium Ames outlet for swollen hams assuming you have $20! *Not affiliated with Iowa State* *Definitely affiliated with @buy_2_hams*

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So I did some research and there is a direct correlation between happiness and shoving two aqueous meat-bricks down your gullet

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HAMBE... that is all

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Hah that’s a pretty nice Johnson you got going on down there 😘@MikeMlotek https://t.co/z3e4BoaIUA

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If we've learned anything tonight, it's that Georgia's Chubb has got nothing on Auburn's Johnson.

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Rumor going around that Big 12 refs like turkey... Big if true 😳😳@Big12Conference @NCAA

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@MatthewBerryTMR should I start Legarratte Blount, Eddie Lacy, or Joe Mixon week 1? #theonetruefantasygod

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@Buy2HamsUNI Bet bitch. Iowa states hams are so aquatic they will torture your little ham's naughty holes. But ya some beers would be dope

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Nothing like some outreach on Snapchat

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@MikeMlotek You played yourself here @hannagates98

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Describe eating ham in one emoji:

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Wow thanks Pokémon go guy!

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TAKE WHAT U NEED AND RT FOR GOOD LUCK

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Eating all those hams finally caught up with him #RIPBigBlack

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Me: Alexa, order me some fucking drenched hams
A can of tuna I painted black: *silence*
Me: Hah amazing how technology has come so far...

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@DudesVJeanShort How did u get that picture of one of my hams?!?!

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@AngieBNJH If u wanna try again my hams are 100% vegan friendly

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A classic example of the wholesome jokes that we have down here at @Buy2hamsIASATE 🙌🏻💯👍🏻 https://t.co/O3iiIZBpZ0

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*She leans in close and whispers*
"Two hams"
...
...
"$20"

*She gets absolutely cum blasted by the Ham Man*

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SUMMER SPECIAL: BUY ONE HAM FOR $20 GET A SECOND HAM FOR FREE!!! WE ARE OVERSTOCKED ACT NOW

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*She leans in close and whispers*
"Two hams"
...
...
"$20"

*She gets absolutely cum blasted by the Ham Man*

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@Graves_Trent Summer might not be here yet but he ham man has his deals year round 😉

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I am...?

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If ur having a bad day, just remember that some buffoon didn't drop $20 on succulent hams