Buzz Goldstein

Once I built a railroad, made it run, Made it race against time; Once I built a railroad, now it's done, Brother can you spare a dime? REACH FOR THE TOP

[the glitter fairy @high_on_glitter]

Hot New Pics of Kaley Cuoco ABC tried to remove from the internet! #OMG!! http://t.co/D3Clk1nAwT

[Buzz Goldstein @BuzzGoldstein1]

@Jeopardy <===B Sign my petition to keep evil robots off jeopardy!! #youcankeepthem #alexcanreadminds @WhatsTrending

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@JustinTrudeau @RapDoGueto @OfficialCBC I thought your dad was anti-monarchy. Democratic political dynasties #WTF

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@ZombieGuideHQ yo my slice what up with this new CIA cat training program? #MKmewltra #isgoddead

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@theotherhalfofthebabypisces Sometimes I wonder about the meaning and measurement of moral development... #troyanabedbackfromsummer #hashtag

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@peta Literally stepped on a pigeon this morning on my way to brag a bacon sandwich. #mmm #kevinbaconsandwich

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sometimes i miss the other half of my brain so much #babypisces #buzzanddina #friendsforever

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@JesusJustSaidIt Woke up in a cold sweat from a sexy Richard Simons dream. #sweatin2theoldies #needacoldshowerNOW

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"I just want to eat the middle of a tissue and stick my tongue through it" @janerevae

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Hmmmmmmmmmm #somethingsmellsfishyhere #itsmyhair

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Worked out in the public gym until I shat myself #wtf is a lipid??? #coughingonthegymequipment #bodyfeelslikejello #dizzy #richardsimmons

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@toni_banderas Watched doc about latino secular sexual prowess. Now I cant look my poolboy in the eye. Do ya feel me? #MITTROMNEY #coldsoup

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Havin a party #apartyfor2beers

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Ever had smoke beforw???????????????

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2 sex for a beer

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@mittromeny What's up with Mormons? I mean Mormons really!??! And think about it, Mitt the Mormon Pres, just sounds wrong. LOL Mitt. #2012

[Buzz Goldstein @BuzzGoldstein1]

@mittromney I don't know why anyone would vote for a Mitt. The imagery it brings 2 mind is of a catchers glove, or of aged Southern Vigina.

[Shugah @Shugah]

Snoop Dogg aka Snoop Lion aka Bob Marley Reincarnated endorsed Obama too. He also cusses a lot. http://t.co/xDc3xHLr

[Buzz Goldstein @BuzzGoldstein1]

At dry camp when u need alcohol bad, so u drink ur buddy's piss after he comes back loaded from his days off! Fuck it tastes bitter #ymmrage

[Buzz Goldstein @BuzzGoldstein1]

When ur crack dealer sell you tick-tacs, and you smoke them anyways to get your buzz-on while on site! It doesnt work! #ymmrage