CLiVE

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[CLiVE @BwoyClive]

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[Omo Ade @MaxToks001]

keeping a low profile until life makes sense again

[𝔸b𝕒𝕫𝕫 @abazwhyllzz]

A girl who cuts nails is called a Nail Tech

A guy who cuts nails is called Aboki

Omo this life no really balance😂😭

[KING CHIDI @guzu_p]

She'll tell you that she wants a tall and dark skinned guy, but if she sees Messi, she'll trip for him.

She'll tell you that she wants a dark skinned man with beards, but if she sees Ronaldo, she'll trip for him.

She'll tell you that she wants a man with 6 packs, but if she sees Don Jazzy, she'll trip for him.

She'll tell you that she wants a man who's muscular, but if she sees Wizkid, she'll trip for him.

She'll tell you that she wants a handsome man, but if she sees Kolu, she'll trip for him.

Another day to remind you never to take a woman's words seriously.

Women have no spec but only looking for a rich guy who will lavish his money on her.

Money is a woman's spec.

[JD @Juddywizard]

There’s this unspoken bro code among men

If I’m with my guys richer than me, dem go automatically clear the bills without asking.

And if I find myself among my guys wey I know say I guide pass, I automatically clear the bills too.😂

Nobody talks about it. We just know.🤝🏽

[Felix @felixherbt]

Our media is in total blackout.
In case you don’t know what’s happening, yesterday over 15 NYSC members were kidnapped. Nobody is talking about it because the media is obeying Tinubu’s instructions.

These are people’s children; their parents spent years of hard work training them in university. 💔🤯

[octobersrich @0ctobersrich]

Ayra Starr, call me 😞 make we Dey together sing as one

[asekun @EngrAsekun]

“I’m a feminist” but you dey copy man inside exam hall

[FinestDoveTruth @FinestDoveTruth]

Do women have to shake yansh for other women to patronise them?

I’m confused

[chameleon @chameleon_fr]

Where are all this gif and meme coming from 😂😂

[ÒGBÉNI ALABI (D Governor) 🐐 @Bigreezzz]

No be to show you way. You fit bath with fire?? 😂

[CLiVE @BwoyClive]

@kincaid_wtf This one na lack of brain oo, even if e funds e no still wise

[Babalola Esq.⚖️ @Owiggy_]

So after all these stress and hustle to become a person in life, na Nailtech you wan settle for?

[BALOGUN DODONDAWA @1i_riz]

Make I dey work my ass off so I’d be able to “afford” you because you’re just “a girl”😂😂😂😂😂

[𝔻𝕒𝕟. @page44ofdaniels]

see exchange rate 😂

[Umoru @yallmeetumar]

Nothing go make me nor go stingy if l later bounce back from this kind of nonsense I dey face. I know I'm born with a heart of giving, but as it stands now, e better make them call me bad person than money to finish for my account.

[𝑭𝒍𝒂𝒎𝒆𝒔🐦‍🔥 @flames_collins]

Ask any Female Nail Tech if she fit date any Male Nail tech

[wande @blaccmajek]

Nobody is blaming anyone for wanting better, but why should “wanting better” mean expecting someone else to fund it? The men who want better are working to become better themselves, not looking for women to make them better.

[HARDY ✞ @heisdioror]

Girl wey we de nack as friends e reach your turn u marry am

[Chimaforkeeps🧘🏾☮️ @Chimaforkeeps]

You can’t marry a barber, welder, bricklayer, iron bender, plumber, electrician and many more

You look them less, you assume they don’t earn enough to “bag you”

But somehow you have a problem with people saying they can’t marry a nail tech or lash tech then goes ahead to ask “do you know how much nail tech and lash techs makes?”

Big jokes 😂😂, there’s no difference from the people you’re cursing out , they did exactly the same thing you do

You can never see me talk down on peoples means of survival, as long as it puts food on your table do whatever you like to survive legally
But if you talk down on others and also make your choice then you shouldn’t be at the front line calling people doing the same thing out

[ajay @1meajay]

unforeseen circumstances watching you make financial mistakes with the money wey dey hand because you dey expect another money soon

[Mike @osemike300]

At the end of the day the guy wey carry am go Dubai and the guy wey buy am shawarma na still the same kn@ck she go distribute give them 😂😂😂😭